Tuesday, November 30, 2010

November 30, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" Tonight at 8 on CBS. Burl Ives narrates this animated musical, first telecast in 1964. The Johnny Marks score includes the title tune, “Holly Jolly Christmas” and “We're a Couple of Misfits.” Voices include...Rudolph: Billie Richards. Yukon Cornelius: Larry Mann.

"Christmas in Rockefeller Center" Tonight at 8 on NBC. Natalie Morales and Al Roker host the 78th annual lighting of the Christmas tree in Manhattan. Adding glow are slated performances by Mariah Carey, Sheryl Crow, Josh Groban, Jessica Simpson, Susan Boyle, Annie Lennox, Katherine Jenkins, Charice, Kylie Minogue and Jackie Evancho.

"Shrek the Halls" Tonight at 8:30 on ABC. Shrek, Fiona and the kids try to celebrate the holidays as a family, but visits by Donkey, Puss in Boots, Gingerbread Man and others turn a cozy gathering into a chaotic Christmas. Voices include Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, Eddie Murphy and Antonio Banderas.

"Raising Hope" Tonight at 9:01 on Fox. Jimmy gets Burt's idol, Smokey Floyd (Jason Lee), to help him realize the rock-and-roll dreams the elder Chance gave up when he became a father.

"Victoria's Secret Fashion Show" Tonight at 10 on CBS. Katy Perry and Akon perform as supermodels Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel, Chanel Iman, Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge and Behati Prinsloo take to the runway to showcase the company's latest lingerie.

"Strange Days With Bob Saget" Tonight at 10 on A&E. Bog Saget explores America's subcultures. In the opener, he travels with the Iron Order Motorcycle Club and rides in a sidecar from Kentucky to Florida. Included: a wedding; and a memorial service.

"Sons of Anarchy" Tonight at 10 on FX. Season 3 finale: The ATF and the Russians stand in the way as the SAMCRO looks to heal old wounds.

Monday, November 29, 2010

November 29, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"College Basketball:Virginia at Minnesota" Tonight at 7 on ESPN2. Virginia at Minnesota in the ACC/Big Ten Challenge. The Golden Gophers are on a 1-6 skid in this event, winning only against Virginia two years ago. Mike Scott and Blake Hofarber are top seniors.

"90210" Tonight at 8 on The CW. Dixon and Annie sign Debbie up for online dating, but she ends up with Ryan during a date; Naomi becomes interested in a surfer; Teddy and Ian share an intimate moment; and Adrianna's fame pushes Navid closer to Silver.

"Chuck" Tonight at 8 on NBC. A Thanksgiving-leftovers dinner is stuffed with complications for Chuck when his mother (Linda Hamilton) arrives. At Buy More, Morgan gears up for the busiest shopping day of the year while Jeff and Lester launch their latest scheme. Elsewhere, Ellie continues to uncover family clues left behind by her father. Timothy Dalton and Monet Mazur guest star.

"Lie to Me" Tonight at 9 on Fox. A terminally ill restaurateur (John Amos) hires Cal to track down his murdered daughter's killer. She had been first in line to inherit her father's successful restaurant chain, and Cal discovers that this fact could have something to do with her death.

"Unanswered Prayers" Tonight at 9 on Lifetime. A happily married father (Eric Close) is confronted with a life-altering decision when his high-school crush (Madchen Amick) returns to town. Garth Brooks serves as executive producer of the film, which is based on the lyrics from his same-titled song.

"CMA Country Christmas" Tonight at 9:30 on ABC. Sheryl Crow, Little Big Town, Martina McBride, Brad Paisley, Kellie Pickler, Rascal Flatts, Reba, LeAnn Rimes, Darius Rucker and Sugarland perform with members of their families and share their family holiday traditions.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

November 28, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"The Simpsons" Tonight at 8 on Fox. Bart nurses a wounded pigeon back to health, but Santa's Little Helper has other plans. Danica Patrick and Rachel Weisz have voice cameos.

"The Dog Who Saved Christmas Vacation" Tonight at 8 on ABC Family. In this sequel to "The Dog Who Saved Christmas," loyal family canine Zeus (voice of Mario Lopez) sets out to rescue his new crush, Uncle Randy's aloof poodle Bella (voice of Paris Hilton), after she is kidnapped by two familiar thieves who want the diamonds in her dog collar.

"Sunday Night Football:Chargers at Colts" Tonight at 8:15 on NBC. San Diego (5-5) at Indianapolis (6-4) in a matchup between prolific passing attacks piloted by Philip Rivers and Peyton Manning. The Chargers have won three of the teams' last four meetings, including a playoff victory following the 2008 season.

"November Christmas" Tonight at 9 on CBS. A Rhode Island community comes together to create special Halloween and Christmas moments several weeks early for an 8-year-old girl (Emily Alyn Lind) with a life-threatening illness. Sam Elliott, John Corbett and Sarah Paulson star.

"Soul Train Awards" Tonight at 9 on BET. Terrence Howard and Taraji P. Henson host the 23rd annual awards show recognizing soul musicians. Anita Baker and Ron Isley are 2010's Legend Award recipients. Performers include Bruno Mars; Cee-Lo; Erykah Badu; Faith Evans; Jazmine Sullivan; Keyshia Cole; Rick Ross; R. Kelly.

"Bridalplasty" Tonight at 9 on E! Twelve brides-to-be compete in wedding-themed challenges to win plastic-surgery procedures. In the opener, the ladies move into a mansion and they each create a plastic-surgery wish list with a surgeon before taking part in their first challenge. One person is voted out by the other brides.

"Boardwalk Empire" Tonight at 9 on HBO. Nucky's fear of the consequences of an impending electoral disaster forces him to make changes in the administrative pecking order. Meanwhile, Jimmy is ambivalent about the health of an ailing family member; Van Alden questions Sebso's commitment to their calling; and Rothstein's lawyer advises him to face the World Series scandal head-on.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

November 27, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"College Football:Grambling State vs. Southern" Today at 2 on NBC. Grambling State vs. Southern in the 37th Bayou Classic in New Orleans. Grambling won last year's meeting 31-13 to level the all-time series between the SWAC rivals 18-18. Halftime is highlighted by passionate marching-band performances.

"Your Pet Wants This, Too!" Tonight at 8 on Animal Planet. An overview of innovative pet products, such as talking water bowls and dog-powered scooters.

"Debbie Macomber's Call Me Mrs. Miracle" Tonight at 8 on Hallmark. The magical Emily Merkle (Doris Roberts) spreads Christmas cheer while working at a struggling department store in this sequel to 2009's "Mrs. Miracle." Though the store owners don't recall hiring her, Mrs. Merkle has a positive impact on the business and the spirits of those around her. Directed by Michael M. Scott.

"Triassic Attack" Tonight at 9 on Syfy. Three dinosaurs wreak havoc on a small town and a local university after the owner of a kitschy roadside museum accidentally brings three fossils to life. Directed by Colin Ferguson.

"Pit Bulls and Parolees" Tonight at 10 on Animal Planet. Tia travels with her son to New Orleans, where a dog rescued during Hurricane Katrina is slated to be adopted. While there, Tia saves a stray during a lightning storm. Back at Villalobos, the parolees deal with an onslaught of rattlesnakes.

"College Basketball:Kansas vs. Arizona" Tonight at 10:30 on ESPN2. Arizona vs. Kansas in the Las Vegas Invitational. Skilled forwards Derrick Williams and Marcus Morris headline this Pac-10/Big 12 clash. Arizona's 25-year streak of NCAA bids ended last season.

Friday, November 26, 2010

November 26, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Seinfeld" This morning at 11 on TBS. George's mom (Estelle Harris) lands in the hospital; a contest begins among Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine, involving a naked woman and an attractive man. Marla: Jane Leeves. Joyce: Ilana Levine. George: Jason Alexander.

"College Football:Colorado at Nebraska" Today at 3:30 on ABC. Colorado at Nebraska in the teams' final matchup as Big 12 rivals before departing for the Pac-10 and Big Ten, respectively, next season. Last season, the Huskers needed TD returns on a punt and an INT to escape Boulder with a 28-20 win and extend their lead in the series to 48-18-2.

"TV's Funniest Holiday Moments: A Paley Center for Media Special" Tonight at 8 on Fox. Jane Lynch counts down 30 memorable TV holiday moments, including scenes from "Cheers," "Family Guy," "Two and a Half Men" and "Friends." Also: clips from animated classics such as "A Charlie Brown Christmas" and "How the Grinch Stole Christmas."

"Victorious" Tonight at 8 on Nickelodeon. Jade and Cat lose a competition at a karaoke club because it was rigged for the club owner's daughter to win. The girls then set out to get revenge, and they recruit Tori to help them.

"What Not to Wear: Best Mommy Makeovers" Tonight at 9 on TLC. A look at five moms who underwent serious style transformations.

"Rock Docs" Tonight at 9 on VH1. The Rolling Stones perform at New York City's Beacon Theatre in 2006. Edited version of a feature film directed by Martin Scorsese.

"20/20" Tonight at 10 on ABC. Barbara Walters interviews President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama at the White House. Taped Nov. 23, 2010. Topics are expected to include issues in the news and how the Obamas have reacted to the Democrats' November reversals.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

November 25, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade" This morning at 9 on NBC. Meredith Vieira, Matt Lauer and Al Roker anchor coverage of the 84th annual procession in Manhattan, featuring slated appearances by Jessica Simpson, Kylie Minogue, Kanye West, Jimmy Fallon and the Roots, Gladys Knight and Miss USA 2010 Rima Fakih, plus the Muppets of "Sesame Street" and the cast of Broadway's "American Idiot." The gala boasts character balloons, colorful floats, marching bands and no less than 800 clowns.

"NFL Football:Patroits at Lions" Today at 12:30 on CBS. New England (8-2) at Detroit (2-8). Patriots QB Tom Brady won his only previous Thanksgiving Day start, 20-12 against Detroit in 2002. The Lions, meanwhile, have their lost their last six games on Thanksgiving by an average of more than 20 points.

"Taylor Swift---Speak Now" Tonight at 8 on NBC. A behind-the-scenes look at Taylor Swift's travels from New York to Los Angeles, which include recording sessions, a video shoot, run-ins with the paparazzi and autograph signings. Swift also performs at unusual venues along the way.

"CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute" Tonight at 8 on CNN. Anderson Cooper hosts the fourth annual salute to everyday people for their work improving the world. Bon Jovi, Sugarland, and John Legend with Common and Melanie Fiona perform; presenters include Jessica Alba, Halle Berry, Kid Rock, Demi Moore, LL Cool J, Marisa Tomei and Renee Zellweger. The 33 rescued Chilean miners and five of their rescuers will also be present. The 10 finalists each receive $25,000, and the Hero of the Year an additional $100,000. From the Shrine Auditorium in L.A.

"The Town Christmas Forgot" Tonight at 8 on Hallmark. A couple (Lauren Holly, Rick Roberts) and their kids are stranded in a small town during Christmas after their SUV breaks down on a back-road shortcut. The town's residents are struggling to get by but still manage to enthusiastically celebrate Christmas, and the disconnected, technology-dependent family soon begin to learn from their example. Directed by John Bradshaw.

"NBC's People of the Year" Tonight at 9 on NBC. Matt Lauer spotlights notable people of 2010, including Chilean-miner rescuer Brandon Fisher; James Jones, who protected his daughter against bullies; Manhattan mosque developer Sharif El-Gamal; NBA player LeBron James; reality-TV figure Kim Kardashian; and pop singer Justin Timberlake. Additionally, Susan Boyle performs holiday-themed music.

"Beyoncé's I Am...World Tour" Tonight at 9:30 on ABC. A look at performances, production, costumes, choreography, and backstage and offstage moments from Beyoncé's world tour in support of her CD "I Am...Sasha Fierce." Included: appearances by Kanye West and Jay-Z; and footage from Croatia, Africa, China, Australia and Abu Dhabi in the United Arab Emirates.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

November 24, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Firebreather" Tonight at 7 on Cartoon. Half-human, half-monster teen Duncan (Jesse Head) must choose between his parents' different ideas for his future in this CGI-animated adventure. His father, a fire-breathing Kaiju monster, wants Duncan to take over his throne, while his mother prefers that he finish high school and live an ordinary life. Based on the comic book series by Phil Hester and Andy Kuhn. Directed by Peter Chung.

"NBA Basketball:Heat at Magic" Tonight at 7:30 on ESPN. Miami at Orlando. On Oct. 29, the Heat scorched arch-rival Orlando 96-70, holding the Magic to 30.4 percent shooting. Dwyane Wade's 26 points led Miami, while Rashard Lewis and ex-Miami guard Quentin Richardson shot a combined 0-for-14 for Orlando.

"Kung Fu Panda Holiday Special" Tonight at 8:30 on NBC. Po (voice of Jack Black) is disappointed to learn he'll have to host an event at Jade Palace on his favorite holiday, Winter Feast, which he usually spends with his father. The obligation leaves Po torn between his family traditions and the job he loves. Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie, Jackie Chan, Seth Rogen, Lucy Liu and David Cross reprise their roles from the 2008 film.

"Modern Family" Tonight at 9 on ABC. A visit from Cameron's force-of-nature mother (Celia Weston) makes Mitchell nervous; Phil is distraught over Haley's breakup with Dylan; Jay's stomach ailment gets worse after he and Manny log on to a medical Web site.

"Hell's Kitchen" Tonight at 9 on Fox. The five remaining contestants prepare and serve their signature dishes in downtown-L.A. food trucks at lunchtime. The winner receives a Beverly Hills makeover by hairstylist José Eber and fashion guru Steven Cojocaru, while the losers scrub their trucks and prepare Hell's Kitchen for a dinner service that won't go well.

"Great Performances" Tonight at 9 on PBS. David Hyde Pierce hosts an 80th birthday celebration for Broadway composer-lyricist Stephen Sondheim that features Patti LuPone, Audra McDonald, Karen Olivo, Mandy Patinkin, Bernadette Peters, Elaine Stritch and the New York Philharmonic under the baton of Paul Gemignani at New York's Lincoln Center. The concert includes songs and orchestral pieces from such Sondheim musicals as "Company," "Follies," "Into the Woods," "A Little Night Music," "Sunday in the Park With George" and "Sweeney Todd."

"Primetime" Tonight at 10:01 on ABC. Cynthia McFadden reports on plastic surgery in Hollywood: how it has changed the nature of celebrity and the price some celebrities have paid for their procedures. Interviewed: Heidi Montag, Janice Dickinson and 1980s British pop star Pete Burns. Also: Lisa Ling on plastic surgery among teens; plastic surgery do's and don'ts.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

November 23, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"NCIS" Tonight at 8 on CBS. Conclusion. After they are attacked, the team searches for answers, and one agent has a flashback of the first NCIS mission.

"Glee" Tonight at 8 on Fox. Sue's "Nazi-hunting" mother (Carol Burnett) visits. Meanwhile, Kurt makes a major decision, and Rachel and Finn take a big step.

"Biggest Loser" Tonight at 8 on NBC. The players receive makeovers from hairstylist Ken Paves and participate in a photo shoot. Then, they show off their new looks to friends and family during a fashion show. But once they return to the ranch, it's back to work with an endurance challenge that awards the winner a new car. Also: A contestant hits a milestone at the weigh-in.

"Nova" Tonight at 8 on PBS. A search in southern Jordan for the legendary mines of Israel's King Solomon, the son of David and Bathsheba, uncovers the remnants of an ancient, industrial-scale copper mine and a 3000-year-old message that includes "slave," "king" and "judge."

"Dancing With the Stars" Tonight at 9 on ABC. A winner is announced in the 11th-season finale after the final three couples each perform two more dances: their season favorite and an Instant Dance in the form of a cha-cha. Also: Christina Aguilera performs.

"Raising Hope" Tonight at 9:01 on Fox. Jimmy invites Hope's maternal grandparents (Greg Germann, Valerie Mahaffey) for Thanksgiving, but the Chances soon discover that the deceased Lucy's felonious ways may have been hereditary.

"Nick Swardson's Pretend Time" Tonight at 10 on Comedy Central. Sketches in the first-season finale include a couple's ill-fated role-playing; a man visiting a former residence; and a time capsule that should have remained unopened. Laura Kightlinger and Owen Benjamin guest star.

Monday, November 22, 2010

November 22, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Monday Night Football:Broncos at Chargers" Tonight at 8:30 on ESPN. Denver (3-6) at San Diego (4-5). These teams account for the last six AFC West titles, but trail both the Chiefs and Raiders this season. Kyle Orton and Philip Rivers trigger prolific passing attacks, with Brandon Lloyd and Antonio Gates as top targets.

"Two and a Half Men" Tonight at 9 on CBS. Charlie spends money wildly for his old lover Courtney, who returns after spending three years in prison.

"American Masters" Tonight at 9 on PBS. Archival footage, studio outtakes and remarks from Yoko Ono, photographer Bob Gruen, producer Jack Douglas and members of the Elephant's Memory band spice "LENNONYC," which chronicles John Lennon's life after moving from Britain to the Big Apple in 1971. It recalls the tempest he and Yoko Ono stirred in the early 1970s, his immigration battle to stay in the U.S., his "lost weekend" in L.A. and love for New York, his years raising son Sean, and his reemergence in 1980 with "Double Fantasy."

"The Real Story of Thanksgiving" Tonight at 9 on History. The history of Thanksgiving is chronicled, from the first feast in 1621, examining evolving traditions and foods served in celebration and remembrance.

"Skating With the Stars" Tonight at 9:13 on ABC. The series opener of an ice-skating competition that pairs celebrities with professional skaters. Contestants include Vince Neil, Bethenny Frankel and Sean Young.

"Chelsea's Big Interview Special" Tonight at 10 on E! Chelsea Handler interviews Gwyneth Paltrow, Anne Hathaway and Christina Aguilera.

"Public Speaking" Tonight at 10 on HBO. Martin Scorsese directs this profile of writer Fran Lebowitz ("Metropolitan Life"), who reflects on her career and reputation as an outspoken social critic while discussing her views on race, gender, sexuality and celebrity culture onstage with author Toni Morrison for a student audience and holding court in a New York City tavern.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

November 21, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"2010 American Music Awards" Tonight at 8 on ABC. Christina Aguilera, Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, Black Eyed Peas, Bon Jovi, Miley Cyrus, Diddy-Dirty Money, Ke$ha, Ne-Yo, Katy Perry, Kid Rock, Pink, Rihanna, Train and Usher are slated to perform, along with Carlos Santana with Gavin Rossdale, Enrique Iglesias with Pitbull and New Kids on the Block with Backstreet Boys, at the 38th annual gala. Winners are determined by fan votes.

"19 Kids and Counting: Duggars Make a Movie" Tonight at 8 on TLC. The Duggar kids produce their own episode.

"Sunday Night Football:Giants at Eagles" Tonight at 8:15 on NBC. New York Giants (6-3) at Philadelphia (6-3). The Eagles have won the last four meetings in this NFC East rivalry, scoring 85 points in two victories last season. DeSean Jackson had three of Philly's six TDs of 40-plus yards in the sweep.

"Family Guy" Tonight at 9 on Fox. Brian finally hits literary pay dirt with a self-help book he dashes off and, not surprisingly, the fame goes to his head. Then his agent---Stewie---gets him on "Real Time With Bill Maher," and Maher (in a live-action sequence) turns out to be no fan. Arianna Huffington and Dana Gould have cameos as Brian's fellow panelists, and Ashley Tisdale provides the voice of a woman who wants Brian to autograph his book.

"Masterpiece Contemporary" Tonight at 9 on PBS. Christopher Eccleston is terrific in the title role of "Lennon Naked," which charts John Lennon's transition from moptop to rock icon in the late 1960s. It explores his relationship with his father (Christopher Fairbank), who abandoned him when he was 6 only to reenter his life in 1964; his failing relationship with first wife Cynthia; his relationship with Yoko; and his therapy with primal scream-originator Arthur Janov, which inspired his classic "John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band" 1970 album.

"The Walking Dead" Tonight at 10 on AMC. Rick's mission to return to Atlanta may need to be aborted when he runs into some unforeseen problems. Meanwhile back at camp, Jim appears to be going off the deep end.

"Luther" Tonight at 10 on BBC Amer. Luther is framed for murder in the Season 1 finale, and Alice is the only person he can turn to for help, but he's still not sure he can trust her.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

November 20, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"College Football:Notre Dame vs. Army" Tonight at 7 on NBC. Army vs. Notre Dame at Yankee Stadium in New York. Army is bowl-eligible for the first time since 1996, while the injury-riddled Irish are still one victory shy of securing a postseason berth. Army hasn't beaten ND since 1958, with the teams' most recent meeting coming in 2006. Notre Dame has a 37-8-4 advantage in the series.

"Crossroads" Tonight at 8 on CMT. Train and Martina McBride perform each other's songs together and find common ground in their music. Songs include "Drops of Jupiter," "A Broken Wing," "Marry Me," "Wrong Baby Wrong" and "Hey, Soul Sister."

"The Night Before the Night Before Christmas" Tonight at 8 on Hallmark. A calendar snafu causes Santa (R.D. Reid) to leave the North Pole a day early and crash his sleigh into the home of a disconnected family led by work-obsessed parents (Jennifer Beals and Rick Roberts). Santa has amnesia following the accident and loses his magic gift bag, threatening to ruin Christmas unless the family can pull together to help save the day. Directed by James Orr.

"Great Migrations" Tonight at 8 on National Geographic. The miniseries concludes with stunning footage of animal migrations set to original music from five leading artists, including Train and MGMT.

"America's Most Wanted" Tonight at 9 on Fox. Host John Walsh investigates the U.S. sex-trafficking industry with the help of a former victim and also looks into allegations of young women from Mexico and Korea being either duped or forced into prostitution in Florida and New York. Also: a report on the Nov. 16, 2010 murder of Hollywood publicist Ronni Chasen in Beverly Hills, Cal. Other featured fugitives include "Bobby Thompson" (an alias), who's accused of running a phony charity called the U.S. Navy Veterans Association.

"Suze Orman Show" Tonight at 9 on CNBC. A "Can I Afford It?" special edition in which viewers seek holiday-shopping advice.

"Saturday Night Live" Tonight at 11:29 on NBC. Anne Hathaway is the host. Music guest: Florence and the Machine.

Friday, November 19, 2010

November 19, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"iCarly" Tonight at 8 on Nickelodeon. Carly and her pals host a panel session at a fan convention and a fight breaks out among their fans, who are divided about whom Freddie should date. Meanwhile, Spencer engages in a face-to-face battle with his online video-game adversary (Jack Black).

"How the Grinch Stole Christmas" Tonight at 8 on TBS. The Dr. Seuss tale about the Whos, creatures who like nothing better than Christmas, and the evil Grinch, with a heart two sizes too small---and a plan to steal the holiday. Boris Karloff narrates this 1966 classic. Songs by Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel) and Albert Hague.

"CSI: NY" Tonight at 9 on CBS. Mac investigates when a body washes up on shore, and his probe unravels a dark secret from deputy chief Carver's past that threatens to ruin his reputation and destroy his family. John Larroquette guest stars.

"Supernatural" Tonight at 9 on The CW. Dean is abducted from a crop circle while investigating a UFO sighting. He quickly discovers he isn't dealing with aliens but rather with fairies. Sam searches for him and stumbles upon a world occupied by elves, gnomes and a leprechaun.

"20/20" Tonight at 10 on ABC. Cher is interviewed by Cynthia McFadden. Also: Ashleigh Banfield reports on a romantic rivalry among teen girls in Pinellas Park, Fla., that led to murder in 2008.

"Dennis Miller: The Big Speech" Tonight at 10 on HBO. Comedian Dennis Miller performs in Irvine, Cal., at the Irvine Barclay Theatre.

"Homemade Millionaire" Tonight at 10 on TLC. Kelly Ripa hosts this reality competition, which has aspiring female entrepreneurs vying for a chance to have their inventions sold on HSN. In the series opener, three women present their beauty-product ideas, including hair rollers, hair accessories and a styling station.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

November 17, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Survivor: Nicaragua" Tonight at 8 on CBS. The 10 remaining castaways return to the Libertad camp only to discover that it is in ashes because of a fire.

"Human Target" Tonight at 8 on Fox. In the Season 2 premiere, Chance and Guererro hatch a plan to rescue the kidnapped Winston. Meanwhile, a philanthropist (Indira Varma) fears her husband's death may be followed by her own; and a young thief (Janet Montgomery) sees a mentor in Guererro.

"Better With You" Tonight at 8:30 on ABC. Maddie scores Mia and Casey a meeting with A-list wedding planner Lorraine Ashley (Reba McEntire). But after they hire her, the arrangement hits a snag when the couple suspects Lorraine is planning to upstage their big day. Meanwhile, Ben decides he's been with Maddie for so long that it might be time to give his "flirting muscle" a workout.

"Circus" Tonight at 9 on PBS. The series finale features "Born to Be Circus," which follows an expedition to a Monte Carlo circus festival to scout fresh talent. Meanwhile, the Big Apple Circus travels up and down the east coast, putting on two shows a day; and an eighth-generation circus couple wonder whether their sons will carry on their legacy. In "Down the Road," the 350-performance tour closes. The night before the last show, the crew entertains the performers with a traditional spoof called "Midnight Clowns."

"Top Chef: Just Desserts" Tonight at 10 on Bravo. In the Season 1 finale, the final three dessert artisans square off in the crowning challenge, whipping up a four-course, sweet-meets-savory feast. The winner is then named.

"South Park" Tonight at 10 on Comedy Central. In the 14th-season finale, Randy's addiction to the Food Network has a detrimental effect on his family.

"25 Years of Sexy: People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive!" Tonight at 10:01 on ABC. Kim Kardashian hosts a look back at 25 years of People Magazine's annual "Sexiest Man Alive" issue and its contribution to pop culture. Included: an interview with the 2010 honoree.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Novemebr 16, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Glee" Tonight at 8 on Fox. A substitute teacher (Gwyneth Paltrow) fills in for the ailing Mr. Schuester and wins over the glee kids. Meanwhile, Sue fills in for Principal Figgins and flexes her muscles.

"College Basketball:Butler at Louisville" Tonight at 8 on ESPN. Butler at Louisville. Rick Pitino's Cardinals host 2010 NCAA runner-up Butler in the first of 12 non-conference home games at the new KFC Yum! Center. Forwards Matt Howard and Terrence Jennings are players to watch.

"Dancing With the Stars" Tonight at 9 on ABC. The ninth-round results show includes performances by Annie Lennox and Enrique Iglesias. Also: the Design-a-Dance performance, featuring a dance style, song and dancers decided by viewers.

"Life Unexpected" Tonight at 9 on The CW. An important potential client takes an interest in Baze. Elsewhere, Lux attends the homecoming dance, where she hopes to run into Eric; and Cate looks into Lux's background and is surprised by what she finds.

"The Good Wife" Tonight at 10 on CBS. Alicia defends a teen pop star (Miranda Cosgrove) charged with a DUI and the case goes well until the starlet is also accused of attempted murder. Meanwhile, Peter is shocked when the Democratic Committee asks him to drop out of the race for state's attorney.

"Sons of Anarchy" Tonight at 10 on FX. Jax faces the toughest decision of his life while other club members go after Jimmy O (Titus Welliver). In Charming, meanwhile, Agent Stahl (Ally Walker) joins in efforts to free Tara and Margaret Murphy from Salazar; and Wayne gets some bad news.

"Glory Daze" Tonight at 10 on TBS. Four freshmen try to make the grade at an Indiana college and plunge into fraternity life in this campus comedy set in 1986. The opener introduces the awkward young men, who arrive at the Omega Sig house and are shown the ropes by a pledge recruiter (Callard Harris). Kelly Blatz, Drew Seeley and Tim Meadows also star.

Monday, November 15, 2010

November 15, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"How I Met Your Mother" Tonigth at 8 on CBS. The friends learn more about Robin's past as Canadian teen star "Robin Sparkles," and they encourage her to reunite with her former costar, Jessica Glitter.

"House" Tonight at 8 on Fox. A girl is suspected of having smallpox after a 200-year-old medicine jar found in a shipwreck shatters in her hand, so a CDC doctor (Dylan Baker) locks down the hospital. Martha Masters (Amber Tamblyn) questions his motive for doing so. She also questions the diagnosis. Meanwhile, Wilson and Sam (Cynthia Watros) examine their relationship after they comfort a 6-year-old cancer patient (Devon Woods).

"Chuck" Tonight at 8 on NBC. Worried his relationship with Sarah is souring, Chuck tries to prove his worth by undertaking a perilous assignment with an overly ambitious agent (Rob Riggle). Elsewhere, Buy More staffers delve into Greta's true identity, prompting Morgan and Casey's swift interference. Richard Chamberlain and Summer Glau guest star.

"Monday Night Football:Eagles at Redskins" Tonight at 8:30 on ESPN. Philadelphia (5-3) at Washington (4-4). Ex-Eagles QB Donovan McNabb sees his first action since a late-game benching in Washington's loss at Detroit two weeks ago. The Redskins held off Philadelphia 17-12 on Oct. 3 despite McNabb's sub-par stats (8-for-19, TD, INT).

"Hawaii Five-0" Tonight at 10 on CBS. An infamous dictator becomes an assassin's target when he visits the islands. Five-0 must protect him while also investigating the murder of a security guard involved with the visit who apparently knew details of the planned assassination.

"Weeds" Tonight at 10 on Showtime. The sixth-season finale finds the Botwins rushing to the airport for a trip out of the country, but not before Nancy wrestles with life-altering decisions, and Andy looks to soothe an unsettled Warren (Richard Dreyfuss) and Shane, while Silas contemplates remaining behind with Lars.

"Castle" Tonight at 10:01 on ABC. An astrophysicist is found dead in her car, and the investigation leads Castle and Beckett to the possibility of an alien abduction. Meanwhile, a shady government agent (Lyle Lovett) tries to put an end to the pair's probe.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

November 14, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" Tonight at 8 on ABC. Ty's team rebuilds a school that was devastated by the 500-year flood that hit Tennessee on May 1, 2010. LeAnn Rimes, Keith Urban and Carrie Underwood pitch in, and Leigh Anne Tuohy (portrayed by Sandra Bullock in "The Blind Side") joins the design team.

"Amazing Race 17" Tonight at 8 on CBS. The race continues in Oman, but one team oversleeps and must then play catch up. Later, Chad proposes to Stephanie and the duos take part in a challenge that requires them to climb a rock mountain.

"Betty White: America's Golden Girl" Tonight at 8 on TV Guide Network. A look at the life and career of Betty White. Included: her marriage to Allen Ludden; her years on "The Golden Girls"; and the fan-driven campaign that led her to host "Saturday Night Live" in 2010.

"Sunday Night Football:Patroits at Steelers" Tonight at 8:15 on NBC. New England (6-2) at Pittsburgh (6-2). These have been two of the NFL's top franchises over the last decade, combining for five of the last nine Super Bowl wins. The matchup features the scoring attack of the Pats vs. the stingy defense of the Steelers. The Steelers won the last meeting in 2008, 33-10.

"Tina Fey: The Mark Twain Prize" Tonight at 9 on PBS. Tina Fey is honored with the 13th Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. The program features Fred Armisen, Steve Carell, Jimmy Fallon, Jon Hamm, Jennifer Hudson, Jane Krakowski, Steve Martin, Seth Meyers, Lorne Michaels, Tracy Morgan, Amy Poehler and Betty White. From the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, D.C.

"Sarah Palin's Alaska" Tonight at 9 on TLC. The "Last Frontier" is explored through the eyes of one of its most famous citizens. In the premiere, Sarah Palin goes salmon fishing with her family. Later, she and her husband, Todd, visit Denali National Park.

"Bored to Death" Tonight at 10 on HBO. In the second-season finale, Jonathan asks Drake for help in catching Ray's stalker before the Brooklyn Comic Con; George stands up for his principles at the magazine; and Louis Greene torments Jonathan at a job interview.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

November 13, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"College Football:Georgia at Auburn" Today at 3:30 on CBS. Georgia at Auburn in an SEC clash. Freshman QB Aaron Murray leads the Dawgs against Heisman Trophy frontrunner Cam Newton and the Tigers. Georgia won a back-and-forth meeting last year 31-24, but Auburn leads the all-time series 53-52-8.

"The Good Witch's Gift" Tonight at 8 on Hallmark. The third entry of the film series, in which Cassie (Catherine Bell) and Jake (Chris Potter) plan to marry on Christmas Eve. Despite the efforts of fledgling event planner Martha (Catherine Disher), a series of problems arises in the days leading up to the wedding, threatening to ruin the big day. Directed by Craig Pryce.

"Dear Food Network" Tonight at 9 on Food. Thanksgiving FAQs are answered by Food Network hosts.

"The Lost Future" Tonight at 9 on Syfy. Set in a future where jungles have overtaken the remnants of civilization, a tribe struggles to survive amid mutated creatures that carry a deadly disease.

"Back from Hell: A Tribute to Sam Kinison" Tonight at 10 on Comedy Central. Denis Leary, Jay Leno, Chris Rock, George Lopez, Kathy Griffin and celebrity image consultant Daniel DiCriscio recall rage-fueled comedian Sam Kinison (1953-1992) and his impact on the comedy world. Clips of Kinison performances are also shown.

"Tracy Morgan: Black and Blue" Tonight at 10 on HBO. Comedian Tracy Morgan performs at the Apollo Theater in New York. Topics include meeting the president; the differences between white and black culture; terrorism; drugs; and airport profiling.

"Saturday Night Live" Tonight at 11:29 on NBC. Scarlett Johansson hosts. Music guest: Arcade Fire.

Friday, November 12, 2010

November 12, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Medium" Tonight at 8 on CBS. Allison's dreams revolve around a woman trapped in a fire and they could help crack a red-hot case involving puzzling blaze-related deaths. Meanwhile, Devalos considers running for mayor, which prompts Allison to mull over the next step in her career.

"Smallville" Tonight at 8 on The CW. Lois views a video her mom (Teri Hatcher) made for her before her death. The tape prompts Lois to make a major decision about Clark, which leads to her encountering Jor-El and Lara at the Fortress. Meanwhile, Tess has a nightmare about a music box that she later finds at the mansion. Her and Clark's investigation takes them to an orphanage.

"Avalon High" Tonight at 8 on Disney. A student (Britt Robertson) believes her new high school is a contemporary Camelot, complete with a king and knights of the Round Table. She tries to prove the legend is alive and thwart attacks by a notorious traitor. Gregg Sulkin and Joey Pollari also star.

"2010 MTV Europe Music Awards" Tonight at 9 on MTV. Eva Longoria hosts the annual bash, held at the Caja Mágica complex in Madrid. Scheduled performers include Rihanna; Katy Perry; B.o.B; Kid Rock; Ke$ha; Bon Jovi; Kings of Leon; Miley Cyrus; Shakira; Linkin Park; 30 Seconds to Mars; Plan B; and Haley Williams.

"Wizards of Waverly Place" Tonight at 9:45 on Disney. The fourth season begins with Alex announcing to the world that she and her brothers are wizards. She makes the declaration after she and her family escape from a government agency where they were being held captive.

"Blue Bloods" Tonight at 10 on CBS. Jamie witnesses a crime in Chinatown and the suspect is killed while Jamie pursues him. Danny investigates and must solve the case to prevent Jamie from being the target of an Internal Affairs probe.

"Real Time With Bill Maher" Tonight at 10 on HBO. Interview guests for the eighth-season finale are former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee and Rep. Joe Sestak (D-Pa.). Panelists: writer-director Nora Ephron; documentarian Michael Moore; political reporter Jessica Yellin.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

November 11, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"SpongeBob SquarePants" Tonight at 8 on Nickelodeon. Mr. Krabs forgets his Krabby Patty recipe after he locks it in a faraway vault, so he sends SpongeBob to get it back. However, SpongeBob loses the vault key on a train and must track down who took it.

"NBA Basketball:Celtics at Heat" Tonight at 8 on TNT. Boston at Miami. The Celtics cooled the Heat 88-80 on opening night, spoiling the debut of LeBron James and Chris Bosh in Miami uniforms. Rajon Rondo dished out 17 assists for Boston, while James and Dwyane Wade combined for 14 turnovers.

"30 Rock" Tonight at 8:30 on NBC. Jack rocks the vote, manipulating a congressional election to help a particular candidate (John Slattery), thereby leveraging advantage for the network. Meanwhile, a perfect pair of new jeans gives Liz confidence; Tracy organizes a Golden Globe event with Jenna's help.

"Wartorn 1861-2010" Tonight at 9 on HBO. Interviews with veterans, active-duty personnel and their families and letters from soldiers chronicle cases of combat-related post-traumatic stress disorder from the U.S. Civil War to the current conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan. Directed by Jon Alpert and Ellen Goosenberg Kent. James Gandolfini is executive producer.

"The Mentalist" Tonight at 10 on CBS. Jane is kidnapped, and the team examines his cases to find a suspect, only to realize almost everyone has a reason to hurt Jane.

"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Tonight at 10 on FX. Dee takes a job as a substitute teacher and decides to take her students on a field trip to Broadway. The principal (Dave Foley) won't allow that, so it's a screening of the gang's movie---"Lethal Weapon 5"---instead.

"Burn Notice" Tonight at 10 on USA. Michael tries to prevent a bombing arranged by a lawyer out for revenge against a local gang. Elsewhere, Michael and Jesse must track down a highly sensitive document that's been stolen.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

November 10, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"English Premiere League Soccer:Manchester United at Manchester City" Today at 2:55 on ESPN2. Manchester United at Manchester City.

"44th Annual CMA Awards" Tonight at 8 on ABC. The 44th annual gala, with performances by hosts Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood, Dierks Bentley, Sheryl Crow, Alan Jackson, Kid Rock, Lady Antebellum, Miranda Lambert, Gwyneth Paltrow, Rascal Flatts, Reba, George Strait, Sugarland and Taylor Swift. Lambert and Crow perform a tribute to Loretta Lynn, and Jason Aldean duets with Kelly Clarkson.

"America's Next Top Model" Tonight at 8 on The CW. The models attend go-sees in Milan. At the Lake Como photo shoot, the ladies pose as statues.

"Criminal Minds" Tonight at 9 on CBS. A kidnapped woman is murdered in an alley in Washington, D.C., and the team races to catch the killer before he strikes again.

"Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" Tonight at 9 on NBC. An FBI agent (Marcia Gay Harden) is raped while working undercover, and she asks Benson to have her rape kit tested. She then quickly resumes her work to preserve her cover, and only reluctantly allows detectives to become involved in the case, which on the surface involves a protest of a mosque at Ground Zero but really is much bigger.

"Harry Loves Lisa" Tonight at 10 on TV Land. In the first-season finale, Harry takes command of his future after failing to land a job during pilot season, while Lisa grapples with a difficult decision.

"Psych" Tonight at 10 on USA. Despereaux (Cary Elwes) uses a visit from Shawn and Gus to escape from prison and pull off one last job. But his plan takes an unexpected turn when he's framed for murdering an attorney, so he takes the bold step of asking Shawn and Gus for help.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

November 9, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"No Ordinary Family" Tonight at 8 on ABC. The Powells try to keep their powers a secret when Stephanie's parents (Cybill Shepherd, Bruce McGill) grow suspicious during a surprise visit. Meanwhile, Daphne uses her telepathy to help a friend whose family suffered a home invasion. Directed by David Paymer.

"NCIS" Tonight at 8 on CBS. Tony's father (Robert Wagner) returns at the request of Gibbs, who surprises the team when he enlists his help on a sensitive case.

"Dancing With the Stars" Tonight at 9 on ABC. The eighth-round results show includes performances from John Legend and the Roots, Taio Cruz and 9-year-old piano prodigy Emily Bear. Also: Dance Center, with Kenny Mayne.

"Frontline" Tonight at 9 on PBS. An examination of the Norfolk Four case, in which four Navy sailors confessed and were convicted of the 1997 rape-murder of a Norfolk, Va., woman. DNA evidence, however, pointed to a different assailant, who later confessed to the crime while serving time for another rape.

"The Good Wife" Tonight at 10 on CBS. Alicia combats a disabled attorney (Michael J. Fox) who tries to use his disability to sway a jury during a class-action suit against a pharmaceutical company. Meanwhile, Kalinda confronts a former friend who is giving Blake inside information on her, and Peter becomes concerned about Wendy's threat to his campaign because of her rising popularity.

"Fashion Show: Ultimate Collection" Tonight at 10 on Bravo. Season 2 opens with a fresh format: Twelve designers are split into two fashion houses, which battle to create cohesive collections and produce fashion shows. First up: They must fashion lines based on series judge Iman's career. Designer Rachel Roy is the guest judge.

"World Series of Poker" Tonight at 10 on ESPN. The "November Nine" return to Las Vegas for the Main Event final table, chasing a top prize of better than $8.9 million. Second prize is $5.5 million, with ninth-place paying $811,823. Lon McEachern and Norman Chad call the play.

Monday, November 8, 2010

November 8, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"A Fighting Chance" Tonight at 7 on ESPN2. The story of quadruple amputee Kyle Maynard and his quest for an official mixed-martial-arts bout against an able-bodied fighter. Maynard, who's a motivational speaker, talks with severely wounded military veterans about overcoming adversity.

"90201" Tonight at 8 on The CW. Adrianna breaks a date with Navid when Victor fixes her up with Joe Jonas (appearing as himself). Meanwhile, Annie and Dixon visit their dad and a woman greets them at the door; Navid and Silver plan an undercover operation to expose his father's use of underage girls in his porn films.

"House" Tonight at 8 on Fox. At Cuddy's insistence, House finally hires a female member of the team, a third-year medical student (Amber Tamblyn) who, it turns out, has a tie to Taub. Meanwhile, a senator's campaign manager (Jack Coleman) suddenly falls ill, and the team must look to the candidate (Pat Finn) for clues about his condition. They also must get Cuddy's approval for their course of treatment.

"Decision Points: A Conversation With George W. Bush" Tonight at 8 on NBC. Matt Lauer interviews former president George W. Bush, who talks about his book "Decision Points" and casts light on the key choices he's made in his personal and professional life. Topics include his experience on 9/11; his decision to attack Iraq; reflections on Hurricane Katrina; his DUI in 1976; and Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld's resignation in 2006.

"Cake Boss" Tonight at 9 on TLC. Snooki from "Jersey Shore" stops by the bakery to order a cake for her mom. Also: Buddy visits the South Street Seaport Museum in New York in search of inspiration for a nautical-theme cake.

"The Big C" Tonight at 10:30 on Showtime. Cathy's decision to embark on a nontraditional treatment for her cancer leads her and Dr. Todd to the unconventional Bee Man (Liam Neeson). Meanwhile, Adam gets relationship advice from Sean, and Paul's support of Cathy becomes a bit overbearing.

"Conan" Tonight at 11 on TBS. Conan O'Brien hosts this late-night talk show featuring interviews, musical guests and comedy bits. The opener features guests Seth Rogen and Lea Michele, plus a performance by Jack White. Andy Richter serves as the series sidekick and Jimmy Vivino conducts the house band.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

November 7, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Hannah Montana Forever" Tonight at 7:30 on Disney. Miley contemplates removing her blond wig and revealing her true identity while making an appearance on "The Tonight Show." Jay Leno and Phil McGraw guest star.

"The Simpsons" Tonight at 8 on Fox. In three haunting tales, Bart and Milhouse discover the joys of board games, Lisa falls for a vampire (voice of Daniel Radcliffe) and Marge and Homer's romantic second honeymoon at sea is interrupted by a castaway (voice of Hugh Laurie).

"Great Migrations" Tonight at 8 on National Geographic. Alec Baldwin narrates this seven-part series, which documents epic animal migrations on all seven continents. The premiere focuses on Christmas Island red crabs, which travel en masse from interior forests to mate on the beaches and deliver their young. Also: wildebeest are followed on an annual 300-mile journey across Kenya and Tanzania.

"Sunday Night Football:Cowboys at Packers" Tonight at 8:15 on NBC. Dallas (1-6) at Green Bay (5-3). Charles Woodson caused two fumbles and intercepted a pass at the goal line in a 17-7 Packers win in Green Bay last year. The Packers recorded five sacks and allowed the Cowboys to convert only three of 12 third downs.

"Desperate Housewives" Tonight at 9 on ABC. Renee has a job offer for Lynette while Susan reluctantly accepts Lynette's offer to be Paige's nanny; Bree is reluctant to tell Keith that she's beginning menopause; Bob strikes up a friendship with Carlos; and Beth begins to suspect Paul's motives for returning to Wisteria Lane.

"Undercover Boss" Tonight at 9 on CBS. Chicago Cubs owner Todd Ricketts goes undercover to work for the organization at Wrigley Field.

"Eastbound & Down" Tonight at 10:30 on HBO. The second season ends with Kenny's return to North Carolina, and perhaps another shot at baseball in the U.S.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

November 6, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Horse Racing:Breeders' Cup World Championships" Today at 1:30 on ABC. Day 2 of the 27th Breeders' Cup World Championships at Churchill Downs in Louisville. An eight-race card for more than $17 million begins with the Juvenile Turf, Sprint and Turf Sprint. Master of Hounds, Girolamo and Silver Timber are top contenders.

"Avatar" Tonight at 8 on HBO. In this sci-fi epic, paraplegic war veteran Jake Sully (Sam Worthington) volunteers for a mission on the planet Pandora, a hostile environment where human beings can only survive by remotely controlling alien avatars. However, Jake soon realizes that the Na'vi, a race of creatures native to Pandora, are being threatened by his own people, and he decides to join them in fighting back against mankind.

"America's Most Wanted" Tonight at 9 on Fox. Spotlighting a gang of jewel-heist suspects known as the Pink Panthers, who are wanted by Interpol for robberies around the world. The haul is estimated at more than $100 million. Also: reports on the hunts for the killer(s) of Hoon "Scott" Kang of Buford, Ga., who died in Tokyo in August, 2010; and the men who raped a 13-year-old girl in the Baldwin Village section of Los Angeles, also in August, 2010. Other featured fugitives include Roberto Vasquez of Elkhart, Ind, a convicted child molester.

"A Family Thanksgiving" Tonight at 9 on Hallmark. A career-driven attorney (Daphne Zuniga) gets a peek at a different path her life could take after she's magically transformed into a wife and mother by a mystical stranger (Faye Dunaway). Stripped of the career that dominates her life, she learns the importance of family and has big decisions to make when she returns to her old life. Directed by Neill Fearnley.

"Iconoclasts" Tonight at 9 on Sundance. In the Season 5 finale, visual artist Chuck Close and illusionist David Blaine discuss their work and demonstrate various tricks and techniques. Later, they visit a number of studios and museums in New York City and stop at Harry Houdini's grave site.

"Downsized" Tonight at 9 on WE tv. The Bruces, a large blended family, are short on their rent and look for ways to come up with cash in the premiere of this reality series following the family as they try to cut their day-to-day expenses. Patriarch Todd takes steps to collect a debt, while his wife asks her parents for help.

"The Time Traveler's Wife" Tonight at 10 on Cinemax. Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams star in this dramatic fantasy about a librarian whose genetic disorder causes him to hurtle through time when under extreme duress. Despite this condition, he tries to build a relationship with a young heiress. Based on the best-selling novel by author Audrey Niffenegger.

Friday, November 5, 2010

November 5, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Supernanny" Tonight at 8 on ABC. In the seventh-season premiere, a couple with children from previous relationships have two young girls of their own, but the oldest, a 14-year-old daughter, shows her mother no respect, and Jo worries that there are different rules for each child.

"Smallville" Tonight at 8 on The CW. Lois' mom and dad visit unexpectedly for Thanksgiving. Tensions rise when the General (Michael Ironside) bad-mouths superheroes and informs Clark of his efforts to pass the vigilante registration act. Meanwhile, Rick Flagg plots to kill the General.

"NBA Basketball:Bulls at Celtics" Tonight at 8 on ESPN. Chicago at Boston. Star guards Derrick Rose and Rajon Rondo energize these squads, which split four meetings last season. Bulls coach Tom Thibodeau was a Boston assistant the last three seasons.

"Dog Whisperer" Tonight at 8 on National Geographic. Actress Rhona Mitra ("The Gates") needs help handling her bulldog, Oscar, who developed violent tendencies after a frightening encounter with a pit bull. Also: Newlyweds want to curb their Chihuahua's alpha-dog behavior.

"CSI: NY" Tonight at 9 on CBS. Mac searches for a sniper who is firing from city rooftops. The shootings force him to relive a disturbing abduction case that may have created one of the deadliest foes the CSIs have faced. John Larroquette guest stars.

"Todd Margaret" Tonight at 10 on IFC. In the season finale, Todd has made a mess of his personal and professional lives and resorts to even more outlandish prevaricating in an attempt to win Alice's affections.

"What Not to Wear: Dressing Your Age" Tonight at 10 on TLC. The hosts recall five fashion offenders who didn't dress their age.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

November 4, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"The Big Bang Theory" Tonight at 8 on CBS. Howard baffles Sheldon when he won't accept his apology; and an FBI agent (Eliza Dushku) interviews the guys for Howard's security clearance.

"Vampire Diaries" Tonight at 8 on The CW. Elena is abducted by a masked stranger at the masquerade ball, and Stefan and Damon learn surprising information about vampires in the distant past. Meanwhile, Jeremy helps Bonnie after she casts an exhausting spell, and Caroline tries to make life easier for Tyler now that he is a werewolf.

"Bones" Tonight at 8 on Fox. Hannah may be reminded of her war-correspondent days when she's assigned to a story in a dangerous part of town. Meanwhile, a skull found at a construction site is linked to a dancer's decision to switch from ballet to hip-hop. Stephen "tWitch" Boss ("So You Think You Can Dance") guest stars.

"The Office" Tonight at 9 on NBC. Michael invites all the staffers to celebrate the christening of Jim and Pam's baby.

"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" Tonight at 10 on Bravo. Taylor spends no less than $50,000 on an extravagant tea party for her daughter's fourth birthday, yet that pales next to the gift her husband presents. Elsewhere, Camille unwinds at her Hawaii home while shedding light on her marriage, and a birthday surprise awaits Lisa.

"Private Practice" Tonight at 10:01 on ABC. The doctors come to Charlotte's aid after she's found bloodied and bruised in a hospital hallway after she's attacked by a deranged man (Nicholas Brendon) in the ER.

"Next Stop for Charlie" Tonight at 11 on Showtime. Peripatetic traveler Charlie Murray (Neil Mandt) tries to track down his globe-trotting cousin Erik and bring him home in this comedy series. In the first episode, Charlie's aunt fronts him the cash to begin his search for Erik, who dropped out of med school and took his tuition money to undertake a quest to see the world.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

November 3, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"College Football:Rutgers at South Florida" Tonight at 7 on ESPN2. Rutgers at South Florida in a Big East clash. The Scarlet Knights blanked USF 31-0 last year in one of seven shutouts since 2006 for Greg Schiano's squad. Senior LB Antonio Lowery anchors the pursuit of Bulls sophomore QB B.J. Daniels.

"Modern Family" Tonight at 9 on ABC. Phil is perplexed by a faulty smoke detector; Claire and Haley get sick at the same time; Gloria and Manny's surprise visit to Jay's workplace doesn't make his job any easier; Cameron can't resist trying to get Lily in a commercial.

"Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" Tonight at 9 on NBC. An environmentalist's body is found at an industrial laundry plant, and the investigation puts Benson and Stabler in danger. After more victims are uncovered, Benson unexpectedly reflects on her past while bonding with a victim's daughter (Maria Bello).

"Circus" Tonight at 9 on PBS. A look at life in the circus through the prism of the Big Apple Circus opens with "First of May," in which the entertainers and crew map out a new show for a 350-performance tour. "One Ring Family" continues with the first dress rehearsal raising tensions. Among the featured individuals are veteran and novice clowns; a trapeze act whose association with the circus may be in free fall; and ring crew whose members all seem to be seeking a fresh start in life.

"Biography" Tonight at 9 on BIO. The fictional captains of the "Star Trek" television franchise are profiled through clips, photographs and the comments of experts.

"LA Ink" Tonight at 10 on TLC. Kat's Wonderland Gallery opens, and she surprises everyone by showing up to the opening with a new boyfriend in tow.

"In the Spotlight With Robin Roberts: All Access Nashville" Tonight at 10:01 on ABC. Robin Roberts interviews Brad Paisley, LeAnn Rimes, Carrie Underwood and Miranda Lambert.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

November 2, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Dancing With the Stars" Tonight at 8 on ABC. The seventh-round results show includes performances by Taylor Swift and Rod Stewart, and a tap-dance number from the stars of Broadway's "Mary Poppins."

"Biggest Loser" Tonight at 8 on NBC. The contestants spend a week training with marines at California's Camp Pendleton. Their regimen includes hiking with large backpacks, rifle exercises and an obstacle-course challenge. At the end of the week, Bob and Jillian lead last-chance workouts before the next weigh-in.

"30 for 30" Tonight at 8 on ESPN. "Marion Jones: Press Pause" examines the rise to Olympic stardom and subsequent fall of one of track's top sprinters, who served six months in prison for lying to federal investigators about performance-enhancing drug use. Directed by John Singleton.

"America's Election Headquarters: The 2010 Midterms" Tonight at 9 on Fox. Coverage of the 2010 midterm elections, in which 37 governorships, 37 U.S. Senate seats and seats for the entire U.S. House of Representatives are up for grabs. Shepard Smith is the anchor.

"Mysteries at the Museum" Tonight at 9 on Travel. The series premiere explores the stories behind artifacts housed in Alcatraz, the National Museum of the United States Navy and the Walters Art Museum in Baltimore.

"Kathy Griffin: Whores on Crutches" Tonight at 10 on Bravo. D-list queen Kathy Griffin delivers a stand-up set at the Pechanga Resort and Casino in Temecula, Cal. Griffin riffs on Bristol Palin, her exchanges with Elisabeth Hasselbeck on "The View" and her mother's red-carpet experience at the Emmys.

"Running Russell Simmons" Tonight at 10 on Oxygen. A reality series following hip-hop and fashion mogul Russell Simmons and his band of assistants as they help manage his business deals, family life and party planning. First up: The team races to organize a fashion shoot with Tyson Beckford. They also plan a large-scale charity event featuring model Selita Ebanks.

Monday, November 1, 2010

November 1, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Dancing With the Stars" Tonight at 8 on ABC. The seventh week of performances includes team dances. Also: Fifty former contestants return to celebrate the show's 200th episode.

"Moguls & Movie Stars: A History of Hollywood" Tonight at 8 on TCM. A seven-part study of the Hollywood film industry begins with "Peepshow Pioneers," which covers the years 1889-1907 and looks at successful moviemaking entrepreneurs. Featured are interviews with film historians, including Leonard Maltin, and descendants of Hollywood moguls Louis B. Mayer, William Fox, Adolph Zukor and the Warner brothers.

"Monday Night Football:Texans at Colts" Tonight at 8:30 on ESPN. Houston (4-2) at Indianapolis (4-2). The Texans are 2-15 against division-rival Indy after a 34-24 opening-day win on Sept. 12, fueled by Arian Foster's 231 rushing yards and 3 TDs. The Colts are 10-3 on Monday nights in the Peyton Manning era, while Houston is 1-1.

"Two and a Half Men" Tonight at 9 on CBS. Charlie's new girlfriend grows frustrated with Rose, who continues to stalk Charlie.

"Gossip Girl" Tonight at 9 on The CW. Blair is ill-prepared for an unexpected party guest on her birthday. Meanwhile, Serena and Nate try to put an end to Chuck and Blair's endless games. Singer Robyn performs.

"The Women of SNL" Tonight at 9 on NBC. The spotlight shines on the female performers of "Saturday Night Live" in a showcase that features memorable past sketches and original skits. Among those appearing: Rachel Dratch; Nora Dunn; Tina Fey; Ana Gasteyer; Julia Louis-Dreyfus; Laraine Newman; Cheri Oteri; Amy Poehler; Maya Rudolph; Molly Shannon; and Kristen Wiig.

"Weeds" Tonight at 10 on Showtime. Nancy encounters a number of people from her past as she scrambles for a way to get her family out of the country; Silas tries to wrap his head around the possibility that Lars may be his father; Warren (Richard Dreyfuss) appears to go off the deep end; and Doug is frustrated by his inability to score a phony passport.

"Mario Lopez: Saved by the Baby" Tonight at 10:30 on VH1. Mario's girfriend Courtney Mazza is pregnant, and the couple prepare for parenthood. In the opener, the baby is three months away, and Mario hasn't quite grasped becoming a daddy.