Thursday, September 30, 2010

September 30, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"The Big Bang Theory" Tonight at 8 on CBS. Sheldon hatches a plan to extend his lifespan when he realizes he won't be around to see the technology that will be able to download his consciousness into a robot. Steve Wozniak has a cameo.

"Vampire Diaries" Tonight at 8 on The CW. Katherine reveals to Stefan secrets about what really happened in 1864 when she turned him into a vampire. Meanwhile, Damon tries to resolve his conflict with Mason, and Tyler attempts to get Mason to tell him the truth about the Lockwoods' dark past.

"Bones" Tonight at 8 on Fox. A surprise visit by Booth's girlfriend, war correspondent Hannah Burley (Katheryn Winnick), forces Brennan to take another look at her relationship with Booth. Meanwhile, the team tries to identify a couple whose remains were found in a cave in a national park.

"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" Tonight at 9 on CBS. The CSIs investigate when a shark reportedly attacks a woman in a casino's swimming pool. The probe centers on whether the killer is human or indeed a shark. Elliott Gould, Method Man and Holly Madison guest star.

"The Office" Tonight at 9 on NBC. Corporate pushes Michael into counseling sessions with his office nemesis---Toby. Meanwhile, Dwight launches a mission of revenge against the mall-shop owner who rebuffed him; and Pam sets out to change her job title.

"The Apprentice" Tonight at 10 on NBC. Cesar Millan ("Dog Whisperer") makes an appearance when the candidates are tasked to operate a dog day care and spa. The fur flies during the all-encompassing challenge when one team member's bad behavior rubs a project manager the wrong way and another candidate resents being placed in charge of the dogs.

"Private Practice" Tonight at 10:01 on ABC. Violet and Cooper adjust their friendship to please their lovers; Pete and Cooper clash over a pot-smoking patient (Justine Bateman); Addison is uneasy about disclosing her new romance; Sheldon and Charlotte disagree over a patient's sex-change request.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

September 29, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Survivor: Nicaragua" Tonight at 8 on CBS. A battle erupts over a clue to a hidden immunity idol and one player makes a risky move to gain an advantage, but their bad behavior may cost them. At tribal council, another castaway is voted out of the game.

"Baseball: The Tenth Inning" Tonight at 8 on PBS. Ken Burns' follow-up to "Baseball" concludes with a look at dominating pitchers like Pedro Martinez; Japan's first MLB star, Ichiro Suzuki; the comfort provided by the game after the 9/11 attacks; revelations about performance-enhancing drugs; the Red Sox-Yankees rivalry; and Boston's World Series victory.

"Better With You" Tonight at 8:30 on ABC. Mia and Casey go house hunting and she becomes concerned when he takes a liking to an old, run-down firehouse. Meanwhile, already retired Vicky sees her ordered life become unsettled as recently retired Joel has trouble keeping himself occupied.

"Criminal Minds" Tonight at 9 on CBS. J.J. tries to reunite a family with their missing daughter while the BAU team suffers a tragic loss.

"Law & Order: Los Angeles" Tonight at 10 on NBC. Dets. Rex Winters (Skeet Ulrich) and Tomas "TJ" Jaruszalski (Corey Stoll) investigate robberies committed at the homes of young Hollywood stars, ending in a shocking crime executed at the residence of a young starlet and her stage mom in the debut of this procedural crime-drama series set in L.A.

"Top Chef: Just Deserts" Tonight at 10 on Bravo. The contestants try to make the grade by competing in a bake sale to raise funds for a high-school pep squad and glee club. Pastry chef Sylvia Weinstock guest judges.

"Terriers" Tonight at 10 on FX. Hank and Britt return to the Lindus case---courtesy of the imprisoned Lindus (Christopher Cousins) himself: He hires them to break into one of his offices and steal $250,000 from the safe. Meanwhile, Hank discovers that he has a houseguest: his sister Steph (Karina Logue, Donal Logue's sister).

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

September 28, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"No Ordinary Family" Tonight at 8 on ABC. In the premiere of this sci-fi drama about a family that develops superpowers after a plane crash in the Amazon, patriarch Jim (Michael Chiklis) discovers he has immense strength, and his wife, Stephanie (Julie Benz), is blessed with amazing speed. Meanwhile, their 16-year-old daughter, Daphne, turns telepathic, and their learning-disabled 14-year-old son, JJ, becomes a genius.

"Glee" Tonight at 8 on Fox. Will doesn't want the kids to do a Britney Spears routine. He's also a bit jealous of Emma's new dentist boyfriend (John Stamos). Spears appears as herself.

"Baseball: The Tenth Inning" Tonight at 8 on PBS. Part 1 of 2. Ken Burns' follow-up to "Baseball" picks up where the 1994 series left off. Included: the crippling 1994 strike; the influx of international players; Cal Ripken's consecutive-games streak; the thrilling 1998 home-run race between Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa.

"Inside the Actors Studio" Tonight at 8 on Bravo. Betty White, star of TV's "The Golden Girls" and "The Mary Tyler Moore Show," chats about her career.

"Stargate Universe" Tonight at 9 on Syfy. Rush devises a risky plan to use radiation from the binary pulsar to force the Lucian Alliance to cede control of Destiny. Meanwhile, a critically injured lieutenant Johansen dreams of a rustic life with her baby in the Season 2 opener.

"Running Wilde" Tonight at 9:30 on Fox. Emmy's fiancé (David Cross) shows up at Steve's estate and ruins Steve's plans to take Emmy and Puddle on a vacation.

"The Good Wife" Tonight at 10 on CBS. The second season begins with Alicia being forced to make a choice between staying with Peter and supporting his political campaign or leaving him to pursue a relationship with Will.

Monday, September 27, 2010

September 27, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"How I Met Your Mother" Tonight at 8 on CBS. The gang helps Barney move his mom out of her home and he discovers secrets his mom has kept from him; Robin builds Ted up to a blind date.

"Chuck" Tonight at 8 on NBC. There are crimes of fashion when Chuck and Sarah go undercover in Milan for Fashion Week to seize a high-tech weapon, yet Chuck soon recognizes a flaw in his relationship with Sarah. Meanwhile, Morgan discovers a vulnerability about the new Buy More; and Casey futilely tries to make his home in Burbank. Karolina Kurkova, Lou Ferrigno and Isaiah Mustafa guest star.

"Monday Night Football:Packers at Bears" Tonight at 8:30 on ESPN. Green Bay (2-0) at Chicago (2-0) in the teams' 180th meeting. The Packers are coming off their first season sweep of Chicago since 2003. Nick Collins had two of Green Bay's 6 INTs of Jay Cutler, while Bears RB Matt Forte was held to 123 total yards.

"Teenage Paparazzo" Tonight at 9 on HBO. "Entourage" star Adrian Grenier explores the public's obsession with the private lives of celebrities not only by filming an adolescent whose passion is photographing the rich and famous, but by picking up a camera and joining the hunt for himself. The film includes remarks by actors, journalists and scholars.

"Chase" Tonight at 10 on NBC. A case involving the murder of a state trooper's son puts the team on the trail of fugitive Eduardo "El Lobo" Lopez (Robert LaSardo), whom they discover is on the lookout for a couple who are believed to be holding something he is desperate to regain.

"Weeds" Tonight at 10 on Showtime. To retrieve her kidnapped son, Nancy has a showdown with Cesar in a Skee-Ball museum. Meanwhile, Andy and Silas anxiously await word at a nearby diner and contemplate offering her assistance, not knowing that Shane and Doug are currently under Ignacio's watchful eye at the same eatery.

"Castle" Tonight at 10:01 on ABC. Castle and Beckett hunt for a psychic's murderer while debating the validity of her profession. Then they receive a letter from the victim written the day of her death predicting her demise, but it could be the work of the killer.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

September 26, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"The Simpsons" Tonight at 8 on Fox. In the 22nd-season premiere, Lisa goes to a performing-arts camp, which sparks her creative fire. Lea Michele, Cory Monteith and Amber Riley from "Glee" lend their voices to Lisa's fellow campers, while Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie ("Flight of the Conchords") give voice to her counselors.

"Sunday Night Football:Jets at Dolphins" Tonight at 8:15 on NBC. New York Jets (1-1) at Miami (2-0). The Dolphins are coming off their first sweep of the Jets since 2003. Ronnie Brown ran for TDs to open and close a 31-27 win at home, while 3 TDs by defense and special teams keyed a 30-25 win on the road.

"Amazing Race 17" Tonight at 8:30 on CBS. The 17th edition of the reality series begins in Gloucester, Mass., and the 11 teams then fly from Boston to London. The pair to finish first on the initial leg receive a surprise reward that gives them a potential game-changing advantage.

"Cleveland Show" Tonight at 8:30 on Fox. Season 2 opener: Cleveland takes struggling rapper Kenny West (voice of Kanye West) under his wing, and the song they write ("Be-Cleave in Yourself") becomes a hit, making Kenny---but not Cleveland---a star.

"Desperate Housewives" Tonight at 9 on ABC. Season 7 opens with Vanessa Williams joining the cast as Lynette's rich friend Renee Perry, who makes an unexpected visit. And Paul Young (Mark Moses) returns with his new wife after his release from prison, and they move into Susan's old house. Meanwhile, Susan is offered a job by the manager (Lainie Kazan) of the apartment building where she and Mike now live; the newly single Bree is tempted by her handyman (Brian Austin Green); and Carlos and Gaby are keeping secrets from each other.

"Dexter" Tonight at 9 on Showtime. Season 5 opens with Dexter dealing with the aftermath of Rita's murder and making a decision that will impact many of those in his circle of friends, relatives and coworkers. Meanwhile, Quinn concludes that Rita's death doesn't match Trinity's MO, and steps up to help Debra in a time of trouble.

"Bored to Death" Tonight at 10 on HBO. In the Season 2 premiere, Jonathan begins teaching a writing class at night school, but continues to moonlight as a private detective when a mounted police officer (Lenny Venito) hires him to scrub his name from the client list of an S&M dungeon that's about to be raided. Meanwhile, George adjusts to a new cost-cutting publisher, and Ray's relationship with Leah is on the rocks after a yoga class.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

September 25, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"PGA Tour Golf Playoff:Tour Championship" Today at 12 on NBC. Third-round play in the $7.5 million Tour Championship at East Lake Golf Club in Atlanta. The field is limited to the top 30 players for the final event of the PGA Tour's FedExCup playoffs. The overall winner following this event receives a $10 million annuity.

"College Football:Stanford at Notre Dame" Today at 3:30 on NBC. Stanford at Notre Dame. QB Andrew Luck leads the Cardinal against QB Dayne Crist and the Irish. Stanford ran all over the Irish in last year's meeting, winning 45-38 and ending a seven-game losing streak to Notre Dame. The Irish lead the overall series 17-7.

"What the Pope Knew" Tonight at 8 on CNN. Gary Tuchman investigates why Pope Benedict XVI, as then-Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, opposed and/or delayed the defrocking of some priests alleged to have molested children.

"Up in the Air" Tonight at 8 on HBO. Ryan Bingham (George Clooney) works for a company that specializes in firing people, and he's forced to take a newcomer named Natalie (Anna Kendrick) along on a business trip in order to show her firsthand what he does. Along the way, Ryan begins to reflect on his lonely life and develops a relationship with fellow frequent flyer Alex Goran (Vera Farmiga). Directed by Jason Retiman. Jason Bateman.

"The Hurt Locker" Tonight at 8 on Showtime. Jeremy Renner heads the cast of this Oscar-winning war drama about a trio of soldiers who specialize in dismantling improvised explosive devices in Baghdad. These three members of the Explosive Ordnance Disposal squad must put their fear and their personal beefs aside to keep themselves from going to "the hurt locker," the nickname soldiers have for where you recuperate after being injured in an explosion. Kathryn Bigelow's direction and Mark Boal's screenplay also won Oscars.

"Sharktopus" Tonight at 9 on Syfy. A scientist (Eric Roberts) working for the military develops a monstrous shark-octopus hybrid, which goes on a killing spree on the resort beaches of Mexico after the mechanism that controls the beast is accidentally destroyed.

"Saturday Night Live" Tonight at 11:29 on NBC. The late-night laugher kicks off its 36th season with Amy Poehler serving as host and Katy Perry taking the stage as music guest. Vanessa Bayer, Paul Brittain, Taran Killam and Jay Pharoah join the cast as featured players.

Friday, September 24, 2010

September 24, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Smallville" Tonight at 8 on The CW. In the Season 10 opener, Lois saves Clark's life by removing the blue kryptonite incapacitating him. Elsewhere, Chloe hunts for Oliver while Tess finds herself in a LuthorCorp lab. And Jonathan returns to the farm with a message for Clark.

"College Football:TCU at SMU" Tonight at 8 on ESPN. TCU at SMU in an intrastate clash for the Iron Skillet. The Horned Frogs fell behind 7-0 last season before smashing SMU 39-14 for their ninth win in the last 10 meetings. Senior DE Wayne Daniels leads TCU's chase of Mustangs QB Kyle Padron.

"CSI: NY" Tonight at 9 on CBS. The seventh season begins with new team member Jo Danville (Sela Ward) discovering the body of a young woman who was murdered somewhere in the New York crime-lab building.

"Supernatural" Tonight at 9 on The CW. The sixth season begins with Sam being released from hell and trying to convince Dean to rejoin him in fighting evil. To help persuade him, Sam introduces Dean to a new family led by their grandfather Samuel (Mitch Pileggi).

"Fish Hooks" Tonight at 9 on Disney. The animated series about three fish, Milo, Oscar and Bea, in high school begins with Bea hosting a girls-only party, and Milo and Oscar sneaking in dressed as girls. But they soon regret it. Next, Milo ventures outside of the fish tank wearing a special land suit, but he soon gets into trouble.

"Blue Bloods" Tonight at 10 on CBS. A New York crime drama focusing on a multigenerational family of cops headed by the city's police commissioner (Tom Selleck). In the opener, the youngest son graduates from the police academy. Meanwhile, his older brother investigates a girl's kidnapping and is accused of using excessive force to solve the case.

"Outlaw" Tonight at 10 on NBC. Garza and his crew journey to Arizona to tackle a controversial, politically explosive immigration case involving a police shooting. Elsewhere, Mereta mulls over making moves on Garza. Ed Begley Jr. guest stars.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

September 23, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"My Generation" Tonight at 8 on ABC. Former classmates reconnect in the series opener of this drama about a group of former high-school students being revisited by a documentary crew a decade after graduation. First up: Surfer Steve finds out that he has a son conceived on prom night.

"30 Rock" Tonight at 8:30 on NBC. Season 5 opens with Jack interfering with Liz's blooming romance with Carol (Matt Damon) in an effort to help her finally win a man's heart. There's give-and-take in Jack's own love life when Avery revamps his apartment. Meanwhile, Tracy copes with Kenneth's termination as NBC page, and Jenna emerges as a new "TGS" producer.

"$#*! My Dad Says" Tonight at 8:31 on CBS. The premiere of the sitcom based on Justin Halpern's popular Twitter feed about the outrageous observations of his politically incorrect father. In the opener, the grumpy dad (William Shatner) invites his son (Jonathan Sadowski) to move back home after the young man loses his job as a writer for a men's magazine.

"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" Tonight at 9 on CBS. The 11th season begins with Ray fighting for his life after being stabbed by serial killer Nate Haskell. Meanwhile, a troubled teen (Justin Bieber) gets into an explosive confrontation with CSIs, and a funeral attended by lab members turns deadly.

"Grey's Anatomy" Tonight at 9 on ABC. Richard and Owen vie to perform a difficult operation, and Derek must choose between them. Meanwhile, Bailey anxiously awaits another date with Ben (Jason George). Audrey: Diane Venora. Dan: Dennis Boutsikaris. Kelly: Moon Zappa.

"Fringe" Tonight at 9 on Fox. In the third-season premiere, Olivia struggles to free herself from the alternate universe, while her auburn-haired counterpart works alongside the oblivious Peter and Walter.

"Project Runway" Tonight at 9 on Lifetime. The designers are tasked with creating a high-fashion look, and there's a hefty reward at stake.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

September 22, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Undercovers" Tonight at 8 on NBC. Married former spies Steven and Samantha Bloom (Boris Kodjoe and Gugu Mbatha-Raw) reenter the world of espionage to track down a friend and fellow agent (Carter MacIntyre), who disappeared while on the trail of an arms dealer, in the series premiere. The pair find that their globe-spanning mission reignites their passion for the job and for each other.

"Criminal Minds" Tonight at 9 on CBS. The sixth-season opener concludes the team's search for the serial killer who is terrorizing Los Angeles and who now has Los Angeles detective Spicer's daughter as his hostage.

"Modern Family" Tonight at 9 on ABC. In the second-season premiere, Phil reluctantly agrees to get rid of the Dunphy station wagon, which prompts a wave of nostalgia for the old car. Meanwhile, Cameron enlists Jay's help when Mitchell tries to build a princess castle for Lily; and Manny asks a girl to come over to study.

"Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" Tonight at 9 on NBC. In the 12th-season opener, a 10-year-old girl runs away and is found with a man (Henry Ian Cusick) who denies any wrongdoing. That same man then helps detectives with a rape case involving another young girl, but he pushes the limits with his assistance.

"Cougar Town" Tonight at 9:31 on ABC. In the second-season premiere, Jules finds the bond with her new psychiatrist (Jennifer Aniston) tested when she learns the truth behind her treatment methods. Meanwhile, Bobby struggles to face the fact that Jules and Grayson are a couple; and Ellie is envious of Jules' relationship with her doctor.

"The Defenders" Tonight at 10 on CBS. Two charismatic defense lawyers, Nick (Jim Belushi) and Pete (Jerry O'Connell), represent a variety of clients in Las Vegas. In the opener, the guys defend a young man accused of murder who rejects a lenient plea bargain in order to face a jury. Meanwhile, the firm's newest associate, a former exotic dancer, begins work and represents a teen accused of kidnapping.

"The Whole Truth" Tonight at 10 on ABC. A legal drama that follows cases from both sides stars Maura Tierney as prosecutor Kathryn Peale and Rob Morrow as defense lawyer Jimmy Brogan, her friend and law-school classmate. In the opener, a high-school teacher is charged with killing a student with whom he had been in frequent contact. In fact, Peale claims he had been stalking her. But she's worried that Brogan knows something she doesn't. "He's too smart," she says, "to take on a case he didn't think he could win."

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

September 21, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Glee" Tonight at 8 on Fox. Season 2 begins with more budget cuts looming and the glee kids reeling from their loss at Regionals. There are new members to recruit, including Sunshine Corazon (Charice) and Sam (Chord Overstreet), but Rachel and Finn don't see eye to eye on them. Meanwhile, McKinley High has a new football coach, Shannon Beiste (Dot Marie Jones), who immediately shows herself to be a threat to both the glee club and the Cheerios.

"Biggest Loser" Tonight at 8 on NBC. In the Season 10 premiere, Bob and Jillian lead community-wide fitness challenges in seven cities as part of the season's "Pay It Forward" theme. During the tests, three contestants from each city compete to win a spot on the ranch.

"NCIS: Los Angeles" Tonight at 9 on CBS. In the second-season opener, an agent vanishes while on an assignment, and the team, along with new liaison Marty Deeks (Eric Christian Olsen), works with the LAPD in a case involving human trafficking in order to find the agent.

"Raising Hope" Tonight at 9 on Fox. In the premiere of this comedy about a new addition to an extended dysfunctional family, 23-year-old Jimmy Chance (Lucas Neff) adjusts to life as a single father following a fling with a violent criminal (Bijou Phillips), but he has some difficulty convincing his parents to take in another mouth to feed.

"Warehouse 13" Tonight at 9 on Syfy. The team chases after an artifact that is more dangerous than they originally thought; Pete's feelings for Kelly are put to the test; Claudia talks to Artie about her future, in the second-season finale.

"Sons of Anarchy" Tonight at 10 on FX. Needing money for guns to keep the Mayans at bay, SAMCRO reaches out to Lyla (Winter Ave Zola) to help Lin with his "party" for clients. Opie has trouble with the idea. Meanwhile, Jax hears that Cameron Hayes is in Vancouver; and Tara visits Gemma, who is having her hands full with her dad (Hal Holbrook) and his caregiver (Monique Gabriela Curnen).

"Detroit 1-8-7" Tonight at 10:01 on ABC. The drama about Detroit homicide detectives opens with the veteran Fitch (Michael Imperioli) and his new partner Washington(Jon Michael Hill) investigating a double homicide at a pharmacy. Meanwhile, an attorney's murder is probed by impending retiree Longford (James McDaniel) and Mahajan (Shaun Majumder), the Americanized son of Indian immigrants.

Monday, September 20, 2010

September 20, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"How I Met Your Mother" Tonight at 8 on CBS. In the sixth-season opener, Ted runs into Cindy (Rachel Bilson), whom he dated briefly--and who is also the roommate of his future wife; Robin is having a difficult time getting over Don; and Marshall can't stop talking about starting a family.

"Dancing With the Stars" Tonight at 8 on ABC. In the 11th-season opener, 12 couples perform either the Viennese waltz or the cha-cha. Competitors include Florence Henderson, Bristol Palin, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Rick Fox, Kurt Warner, David Hasselhoff and Jennifer Grey.

"House" Tonight at 8 on Fox. Season 7 premiere: House and Cuddy explore their feelings toward each other amid a crisis at the hospital: the threatened loss of its Level 1 status as a trauma center because the only available neurosurgeon (George Wyner) is sick. The diagnosis of the doctor's illness is difficult, but House doesn't offer to help. Meanwhile, Thirteen has a request for House.

"Lone Star" Tonight at 9 on Fox. The series premiere introduces Bob Allen (James Wolk), a second-generation con man who wants to leave the family business and go straight while keeping his two identities---and two relationships---intact.

"The Event" Tonight at 9 on NBC. The series about a spectacular conspiracy gets underway with everyman Sean Walker (Jason Ritter) looking into the disappearance of his girlfriend Leila (Sarah Roemer) from a Caribbean cruise. In other events, the president (Blair Underwood), over the objections of his National Intelligence director (Željko Ivanek), plans to announce he's releasing a group of detainees.

"Mike & Molly" Tonight at 9:30 on CBS. Teacher Molly Flynn and Chicago police officer Mike Biggs fall in love when, in the opener, they meet at an Overeaters Anonymous meeting and Molly invites Mike to speak to her fourth-grade class about his job.

"Hawaii Five-0" Tonight at 10 on CBS. An elite task force probes high-level crimes in this reboot of the classic series. In the opener, decorated naval officer Steve McGarrett (Alex O'Loughlin) investigates his father's murder and is persuaded by the governor to head up a new police squad that answers directly to her.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

September 19, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"25 Greatest TV Characters of All Time" Tonight at 8 on TV Guide Network. A countdown of TV's most memorable characters. Included: Lucy Ricardo, Archie Bunker and Carrie Bradshaw, as well as animated characters.

"Sunday Night Football:Giants at Colts" Tonight at 8:15 on NBC. New York Giants (1-0) at Indianapolis (0-1) in the second NFL meeting between brothers Eli and Peyton Manning. The first clash came on the opening weekend of the 2006 season, when Peyton and the Colts won 26-21 at Giants Stadium.

"The Gates" Tonight at 9 on ABC. Buckley and Vanessa make a decision that has ramifications for the community; Sarah withdraws from those who kept her supernatural neighbors a secret from her, and seeks a respite with Devon; an angry Brett turns to drastic measures as Andie and Charlie become an item again.

"Martha Stewart Presents: The Women Who Dress America" Tonight at 9 on Hallmark. Martha Stewart interviews fashion heavyweights Diane von Furstenberg, Donna Karan, Tory Burch and Jenna Lyons about what drives their creativity and what trends to expect in the years ahead.

"Boardwalk Empire" Tonight at 9 on HBO. In the Martin Scorsese-directed premiere of this drama set in Atlantic City at the dawn of Prohibition, political boss Enoch "Nucky" Thompson (Steve Buscemi) brokers a sale of illegal booze for visiting New York gangster Arnold Rothstein, and takes an interest in a local housewife with an abusive husband. Meanwhile, World War I veteran and Thompson protégé Jimmy Darmody (Michael Pitt) meets a hoodlum from Chicago named Al Capone.

"Mad Men" Tonight at 10 on AMC. A romantic gesture in the form of a thoughtful gift could lead to professional problems for Peggy.

"Fantasia for Real" Tonight at 10 on VH1. In the Season 2 opener, Fantasia has everyone moved out of her house and prepares to release her new album. Later, Aunt Bunny confronts her about tabloid rumors concerning her love life; and low ticket sales threaten to cancel Fantasia's first international performance in London.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

September 18, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"College Football:Florida at Tennessee" Today at 3:30 on CBS. Florida at Tennessee in a key early season SEC East battle. This game features two top running backs in the Gators' Jeff Demps and Tennessee's Tauren Poole. Florida beat UT 23-13 last year to take a 20-19 lead in the overall series.

"College Football:TBA" Tonight at 8 on ABC. Teams to be announced.

"Fred: The Movie" Tonight at 8 on Nickelodeon. A teenager (Lucas Cruikshank) searches for his longtime crush after she relocates. He becomes devastated when he learns he didn't score an invitation to a party she's throwing, so he devises a scheme. Based on the Internet character Fred Figglehorn.

"America's Most Wanted" Tonight at 9 on Fox. Featured fugitives include one-time Florida death-row inmate Glen Chambers, who has escaped from two prisons since his 1976 murder conviction; Rashad Glenn of Fort Worth, who's charged with shooting two men to death in August 2010; and convicted arsonist John Schlump of Cape May County, N.J., who's wanted for trying to kill an ex-wife by burning down her house. Also: a report on the capture of Kenneth Baker of Griffin, Ga., who's accused of killing his wife and stepdaughter in May 2010.

"Being Human" Tonight at 9 on BBC Amer. Season 2 concludes with a showdown at the research facility, where Mitchell tries to save George and Annie from Lucy's macabre experiments.

"Saturday Night Live" Tonight at 11:29 on NBC. Betty White hosts. Jay-Z performs. Former series cast members slated to reunite for the Mother's Day episode: Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Molly Shannon, Rachel Dratch, Maya Rudolph and Ana Gasteyer.

Friday, September 17, 2010

September 17, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"As the World Turns" Today at 2 on CBS. The residents of Oakdale are faced with major decisions as the long-running soap opera, which debuted April 2, 1956, bids adieu. Created by Irma Phillips, the Emmy-winning series helped launch the careers of such stars as Meg Ryan, Julianne Moore and Marisa Tomei, and made history by introducing the first gay character to daytime TV in 1988.

"College Football:Kansas at Southern Mississippi" Tonight at 8 on ESPN. Kansas at Southern Mississippi. Toben Opurum's 109 rushing yards and 2 TDs helped KU hold off the Golden Eagles 35-28 last season. Led by LB Korey Williams, the Southern Miss defense poses a fierce test in the Jayhawks' first road game under Turner Gill.

"Beyond Survival With Les Stroud" Tonight at 10 on Discovery. Les participates in a long-forbidden ritual to raise the dead in the jungles of Papua New Guinea.

"Real Time With Bill Maher" Tonight at 10 on HBO. Filmmaker Michael Moore and economist Robert Reich are interview guests. Panelists: actor Jon Hamm; reporter Martha Raddatz; political strategist Mark McKinnon.

"Haven" Tonight at 10 on Syfy. Duke helps Audrey investigate the Colorado Kid case; Nathan and Audrey track a killer loose in Haven, but they find a woman at each crime scene who claims to be trying to prevent the deaths she has foreseen.

"Boxing:Hernandez-Anchondo (welterwights)" Tonight at 11 on Showtime. Scheduled: Freddy Hernandez (28-1, 19 KOs) faces Mike Anchondo (30-2, 19 KOs) in a welterweight bout in Primm, Nev. Hernandez is coming off a fifth-round KO of DeMarcus Corley in February.

"Friday Night Alright" Tonight at 11 on VH1. Train perform an acoustic set.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

September 16, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"College Football:Cincinnati at North Carolina State" Tonight at 7:30 on ESPN. Cincinnati at North Carolina State in a Big East-ACC clash. Junior QBs Zach Collaros of UC and Russell Wilson of the Wolfpack have some talented targets, including senior WRs Armon Binns and Owen Spencer. This is the teams' first meeting.

"The Fence" Tonight at 8 on HBO. An examination of the cultural, legal, economic and environmental impact of the 700-mile fence built by the U.S. along roughly one third of its border with Mexico. Included: interviews with border-patrol agents; ranchers; environmentalists; and coyotes, or people who smuggle immigrants into the U.S. illegally. Narrated and directed by Rory Kennedy ("Ghosts of Abu Ghraib").

"The Apprentice" Tonight at 9 on NBC. Season 10 kicks off with the arrival of 16 candidates, all impacted by the economic downturn and trying to revive their careers by winning employment with Donald Trump. The 13-week interview process opens with a test to create modern-day workspaces. Marring the challenge: a fight and an office accident.

"Atlantic City: The Original Sin City" Tonight at 9 on HBO. A look at the entertainment, notable characters and illegal activity that defined the seaside resort of Atlantic City during the 1920s and Prohibition.

"Project Runway" Tonight at 9 on Lifetime. The designers are hemmed in by the politics of fashion when they delve into American sportswear. Actress January Jones is the guest judge.

"The Squad: Prison Police" Tonight at 10 on A&E. In the first-season finale, an inmate escapes and agents conduct a manhunt to catch the fugitive before he crosses the state line.

"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Tonight at 10 on FX. Season 6 premiere: Mac defends traditional marriage, while the rest of the gang reap the rewards of wedded bliss.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

September 15, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Survivor: Nicaragua" Tonight at 8 on CBS. The 21st edition of the reality series begins in Nicaragua with 20 castaways being divided into tribes according to their ages. The Espada tribe is made up of people over age 40, while the La Flor tribe consists of people ages 30 and under. Former Dallas Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson is among the participants.

"MasterChef" Tonight at 8 on Fox. Gordon Ramsay announces the winner in the Season 1 finale. At stake is $250,000, a cookbook deal and the title of "America's Best Home Cook."

"America's Got Talent" Tonight at 8 on NBC. The winning act is revealed in the Season 5 finale, which features performances by an array of Las Vegas and Hollywood stars.

"Big Brother 12" Tonight at 9 on CBS. The jury members vote for the $500,000 winner in the Season 12 finale.

"Dark Blue" Tonight at 9 on TNT. The team slithers into the undercover shadows to bust two drug-smuggling brothers who are using a flower business as a front, but the case begins to wilt when Homeland Security interferes. Yet there's some blooming: Dean asks Jaimie on a proper date. Meanwhile, Ty is conflicted about his divorce, and a game-changing development impacts Carter.

"Outlaw" Tonight at 10 on NBC. A legal drama about Justice Cyrus Garza (Jimmy Smits), who quits his Supreme Court post and returns to private practice, crisscrossing the country with his legal team to handle controversial cases. First up: Garza tries to free a condemned client in a most difficult case that tests his will and determination. Jesse Bradford and Carly Pope also star.

"Ultimate Fighter: Team GSP vs. Team Koscheck" Tonight at 10 on Spike. Season 12 opens with 28 lightweight mixed-martial-arts fighters vying for a six-figure UFC contract under the tutelage of coaches Georges St-Pierre and Josh Koscheck.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

September 14, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Big Lake" Tonight at 6 on Comedy Central. Chris considers quitting teaching until he finds unlikely inspiration---Mrs. Franklin---but the nature of their relationship doesn't go over well with Josh.

"One Tree Hill" Tonight at 8 on The CW. In the eighth-season opener, Clay and Quinn face life-threatening injuries after being shot by Katie. Meanwhile, Nathan prepares for training camp in the wake of Haley's pregnancy news; and Brooke and Julian return from Utah newly engaged.

"Minute to Win It" Tonight at 8 on NBC. In the first-season finale, veterans of the Iraq War play the games, including the Sticky Balls challenge, in which the player must roll marbles across a table and onto double-sided tape.

"Life Unexpected" Tonight at 9 on The CW. In the second-season opener, Cate and Ryan are greeted with changes at work upon their return from their honeymoon. Elsewhere, Baze gets close with a new bartender; and Lux meets a guy who's new in town as she and Bug reach a turning point in their relationship.

"Covert Affairs" Tonight at 9 on USA. Annie poses as a potential recruit for smugglers in London. Elsewhere, Joan and Arthur must work with Henry Wilcox, a task that tests the chain of command.

"Wipeout" Tonight at 9:01 on ABC. Sweeper Trees, Moving Big Balls and an American Revolution-themed Spinner are among the obstacles faced by 24 police officers, firefighters, military personnel and civil servants in the third-season finale, a tribute to America's everyday heroes.

"Fashion's Night Out 2010" Tonight at 10 on CBS. Neil Patrick Harris hosts the second annual celebration that showcases fashions around the world. Industry luminaries Anna Wintour, Oscar de la Renta, Diane von Furstenberg, Tommy Hilfiger, Tory Burch and Justin Timberlake are among those appearing.

Monday, September 13, 2010

September 13, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Bachelor Pad" Tonight at 8 on ABC. The Season 1 winners emerge from among three couples (six contenders in all), but not before a "Dancing With the Stars"-inspired competition and a reunion of all 19 contenders.

"90210" Tonight at 8 on The CW. A deadly earthquake strikes Beverly Hills in the Season 3 opener. Elsewhere, Naomi tries to cope with her rape; the Wilsons struggle with Harry's absence; Teddy faces a future without tennis after suffering an injury; and Annie and Liam make a decision about their relationship.

"Gossip Girl" Tonight at 9 on The CW. In the Season 4 opener, Blair and Serena enjoy summer in Paris, trying to forget about the guys back home, until Blair surprisingly sees Chuck in France. Elsewhere, Nate meets a woman (Katie Cassidy) who gives him insight into his recent playboy ways; and Dan must deal with a pregnant Georgina.

"Lie to Me" Tonight at 9 on Fox. Season 2 finale: The probe of the murder of Cal's friend, a journalist who was investigating political corruption, tests Cal's relationship with Reynolds and the FBI. Meanwhile, Cal is uncomfortable with Emily's newfound interest in dating.

"The 19th Wife" Tonight at 9 on Lifetime. A Mormon wife (Patricia Wettig) is accused of killing her polygamous husband. Her excommunicated son (Matt Czuchry) and another wife (Chyler Leigh) come to her defense, but the two soon find their own lives in danger. Based on the novel by David Ebershoff.

"Rizzoli & Isles" Tonight at 10 on TNT. In the first-season finale, a savage gang that killed an undercover officer now targets Boston homicide headquarters for attack, with Jane, Maura and Frankie Jr. trapped and fighting for survival.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

September 12, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"U.S. Open Tennis:Men's final" Today at 4 on CBS. The last Grand Slam event of the year concludes with the men's final in Flushing, N.Y. Last year, Juan Martin del Potro put an end to Roger Federer's five-year reign in this event, winning a five-set marathon that took more than four hours to complete.

"The Perfect Teacher" Tonight at 8 on LMN. A teacher (David Charvet) is stalked by an amorous student (Megan Park) who is used to getting what she wants and refuses to accept his disinterest.

"Sunday Night Football:Cowboys at Redskins" Tonight at 8:15 on NBC. Dallas (11-5 last season) at Washington (4-12). Tony Romo leads the powerful Cowboys offense against a new-look Redskins squad featuring Mike Shanahan and Donovan McNabb. The Cowboys won both games against their division rivals last season, allowing the Redskins only six points total.

"True Blood" Tonight at 9 on HBO. In the third-season finale, Eric's overwhelming thirst for revenge against Russell presents a moral dilemma. Meanwhile, a frustrated Sookie gives serious consideration to a life without vampires; Hoyt ignores his mother's pleas to stick with Summer; Lafayette's bond with Jesus grows stronger; Tommy's latest screwup gets on Sam's last nerve; and Jason thinks about yet another new career.

"2010 MTV Video Music Awards" Tonight at 9 on MTV and VH1. Coverage of the 27th annual bash. Lady Gaga leads the pack with 13 nominations, followed by Eminen, who has eight. Scheduled performers include Justin Bieber; Kanye West; Florence and the Machine; Drake; and B.o.B. Chelsea Handler hosts. Presenters: Ashley Greene; Ke$ha; Nicki Minaj; Emma Stone; Penn Badgley; Trey Songz; Selena Gomez; and Ne-Yo.

"The Glades" Tonight at 10 on A&E. A body is found in a swimming pool and the case leads Jim into the world of horse breeding. He gets help from Callie, who was an aspiring jockey, and the affection between them deepens.

"My Boys" Tonight at 10 on TBS. PJ and her posse consider finding a new bar when irritating college grads overrun their favorite watering hole. Elsewhere, Mike's courtship with Marcia blossoms---but a secret could jeopardize the romance. Rachael Harris guest stars.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

September 11, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"NASCAR Racing:Sprint Cup in Richmond" Tonight at 7:30 on ABC. The Air Guard 400 in Richmond. After this race, the top 12 drivers in the standings qualify for the Chase for the Sprint Cup. Virginian Denny Hamlin dominated last year's race, while teammate Kyle Busch has won Richmond's last two spring races. Jimmie Johnson is the only driver to make the Chase in every one of its seven years.

"U.S. Open Tennis:Women's championship" Tonight at 8 on CBS. The women's final is played under the lights in Flushing, N.Y. In last year's championship match, unranked Kim Clijsters, coming off a two-year retirement, beat Caroline Wozniacki in straight sets for her second Grand Slam title.

"iCarly" Tonight at 8 on Nickelodeon. Sam crashes at Carly's after she has a huge blowup with her mother (Jane Lynch), but she proves to be a difficult houseguest. Meanwhile, Freddie regrets videotaping a dangerous criminal in the act.

"America's Most Wanted" Tonight at 9 on Fox. Season 24 opens on the ninth anniversary of the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, with a review of the attacks and an update on the hunt for surviving perpetrators. Also: a profile of Adnan El Shukrijumah, whom the FBI believes is Al Qaeda's operations chief. El Shukrijumah, a onetime U.S. resident, has been implicated in a 2009 plot to bomb New York City subways. Other featured fugitives include Ervis Mecollari of Waterbury, Conn., who's accused of murdering an octogenarian neighbor in 2008.

"Being Human" Tonight at 9 on BBC Amer. Mitchell learns a shocking truth about Lucy and her involvement in the vampire massacre; Nina returns, forcing George to make a difficult decision; and Annie decides it's time to pass on.

"Fairfield Road" Tonight at 9 on Hallmark. A Boston man (Jesse Metcalfe) with political aspirations goes to Cape Cod after a series of personal setbacks and finds himself becoming involved in a local election. During his stay, he also meets a spunky bookstore owner (Natalie Lisinska), who helps him appreciate the charms of small-town life.

"Sherlock Holmes" Tonight at 10 on Cinemax. Sherlock Holmes (Ben Syder) and Dr. Watson (Gareth David-Lloyd) investigate a shipwreck that coincides with reports of supernatural beasts running amok throughout London.

Friday, September 10, 2010

September 10, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"College Football:West Virginia at Marshall" Tonight at 7 on ESPN. West Virginia at Marshall in the Friends of Coal Bowl. The Mountaineers improved to 9-0 against Marshall with last year's 24-7 win and return a stingy defense this season. New Marshall head coach Doc Holliday played and coached at WVU.

"Stand Up to Cancer" Tonight at 8 on ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC, BIO, Disc. Health, E!, G4, HBO, Showtime, Style and VH1. Katie Couric, Diane Sawyer and Brian Williams host a fund-raiser for cancer research. Stevie Wonder leads a musical number that includes Natasha Bedingfield, Queen Latifah, Martina McBride, Aaron Neville and Dave Stewart. Also appearing are Christina Applegate, Lance Armstrong, Fran Drescher, Michael C. Hall, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Sharon Osbourne, Maura Tierney, Sofia Vergara and Ethan Zohn.

"Suite Life on Deck" Tonight at 8 on Disney. Sean Kingston falls for London when he comes aboard the ship. Meanwhile, Cody and Bailey tour a famous chocolate factory.

"Eureka" Tonight at 9 on Syfy. A stolen Global Dynamics project brings Carter, Allison, Jo and Fargo together, and Grant's disappearance turns him into a suspect in the theft. Carter and Jo find evidence linking Grant to Beverly Barlowe before a catastrophe strikes.

"20/20---A Barbara Walters Special: Seven Going on Seventy" Tonight at 10 on ABC. Barbara Walters reports on progeria, a rare disease that causes children to age rapidly. Walters focuses on two girls who were also profiled in "6 Going on 60," a December 2009 TLC documentary.

"Four Weddings" Tonight at 10 on TLC. In the Season 2 premiere, a bride plans a traditional Native American ceremony, while another prepares for a black-tie affair that includes a cruise on a yacht. Also: nuptials featuring vows in Spanish.

"Martin Lawrence Presents 1st Amendment Standup" Tonight at 11 on Starz. Stand-up comedy sets featuring David Raibon, Smokey Suarez and Drew Fraser as Season 5 begins.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

September 9, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"NFL Opening Kickoff 2010" Tonight at 7:30 on NBC.

"Vampire Diaries" Tonight at 8 on The CW. The second season begins with Elena discovering her uncle John's bloody body and learning Jeremy's fate, and Damon realizing that Katherine has returned. Meanwhile, Caroline is taken to the hospital following a car accident, and Tyler's mysterious uncle Mason arrives in town.

"NFL Football:Vikings at Saints" Tonight at 8:30 on NBC. Minnesota (12-4 last season) at New Orleans (13-3) in the season opener. This is a rematch of last year's NFC Championship, won by the Saints 31-28 on a 40-yard field goal in overtime. Brett Favre tossed a crucial INT in the final minute of regulation and Adrian Peterson had 3 rushing TDs in the loss.

"Rookie Blue" Tonight at 9 on ABC. In the first-season finale, the rookies face evaluations to determine whether they'll keep their badges or not, and Andy thinks about quitting the force. Earlier, Andy and Chris make an arrest and unwittingly compromise a major drug sting. Andy tries to salvage the sting by going undercover with Swarek, but both their lives are endangered. Meanwhile, Dov learns a hard truth about his girlfriend and must choose between the force and his love life.

"Nikita" Tonight at 9 on The CW. A spy returns to exact revenge on the clandestine agency that betrayed her after training her to be an assassin. In the pilot episode, Nikita (Maggie Q) emerges from three years of hiding to send a message to her former handlers at Division. Meanwhile, new recruit Alex begins her training at Division and discovers what the agency has planned for her future.

"9/11 State of Emergency" Tonight at 9 on History. Critical decisions of 9/11, often made in seconds by everyday citizens, local and national leaders, are recalled. Included: interview footage of such former officials as National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, Acting Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Richard Myers, and White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card.

"Destination Truth" Tonight at 9 on Syfy. The Italian city of Pompeii is visited for a paranormal investigation, and claims linked to an unconfirmed carnivore said to be at large in Africa are probed in the Season 4 premiere.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

September 8, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"America's Next Top Model" Tonight at 8 on The CW. The 15th cycle begins with 32 would-be models in Palm Springs, where they attempt to become one of the 14 finalists. The ladies attend a party hosted by designer Cynthia Rowley. The season's theme is high fashion.

"Hellcats" Tonight at 9 on The CW. A pre-law student (Aly Michalka) wins a spot on her Memphis university's fiercely competitive cheer squad when, in the opener, she loses her scholarship and goes for an injured member's spot in order to collect another scholarship, which comes with being a Hellcat.

"Top Chef: Washington D.C." Tonight at 10 on Bravo. The heat's on in Part 1 of the two-part Season 7 finale when the remaining chefs square off in the penultimate culinary challenge in Singapore.

"Terriers" Tonight at 10 on FX. A crime comedy-drama about two low-rent PIs: resourceful (if not overly responsible) ex-LAPD detective (Donal Logue) and his best friend (Michael Raymond-James). In the opener, they search for an old friend's daughter (Kimberly Quinn). The trail quickly leads to a prominent developer.

"Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the New York Jets" Tonight at 10 on HBO. The teams closes out its preseason schedule and final cuts are made in the season finale.

"Psych" Tonight at 10 on USA. A government spy seeks the guys' help proving her innocence after she's implicated in a crime.

"Colbert Report" Tonight at 11:31 on Comedy Central. A show dedicated to U.S. troops returning from Iraq with Vice President Joe Biden and Gen. Raymond Odierno (USA).

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

September 7, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"The View" This morning at 11 on ABC. Barbara Walters returns full-time as Season 14 begins. Guests include David Letterman.

"30 for 30" Tonight at 8 on ESPN. Tupac Shakur's 1996 murder is chronicled in "One Night in Vegas." The documentary also focuses on the rap artist's friendship with Mike Tyson, whose boxing match Shakur attended just hours before he was gunned down. Directed by Reggie Bythewood.

"America's Got Talent" Tonight at 9 on NBC. The Top 10 acts perform in Hollywood in their quest to win a sought-after position in the final four. Enrique Iglesias performs "I Like It."

"My Trip to Al-Qaeda" Tonight at 9 on HBO. A film by Alex Gibney that blends a performance of writer Lawrence Wright's titular one-man play about terrorism with documentary footage of Wright's research of the roots of Al Qaeda for his book "The Looming Tower: Al-Qaeda and the Road to 9/11."

"White Collar" Tonight at 9 on USA. After Peter and Neal make progress tracking Kate's killer, Neal arranges a con to get closer to the suspect.

"Rachel Zoe Project" Tonight at 10 on Bravo. An Oscar-gown debacle only gets worse for Rachel and her couture club. Then, figure skater Johnny Weir calls on Team Zoe for some style council. Rachel's on thin ice trying to tame the athlete's flamboyant look, but Brad seemingly flourishes in the task.

"Sons of Anarchy" Tonight at 10 on FX. Season 3 begins in the wake of the kidnapping of Jax's son, with SAMCRO gunning for the kidnapper, gunrunner Cameron Hayes. And Gemma's on the lam after Stahl (Ally Walker) framed her for Edmond Hayes' murder. Gemma seeks out her father (Hal Holbrook), who suffers from Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, Jax takes stock of his relationship with Tara in light of the kidnapping; and Hale's brother, Jake (Jeff Kober), decides to run for mayor of Charming.

Monday, September 6, 2010

September 6, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That!" This morning at 8:30 on PBS. This fun-filled animated series, in which the iconic Dr. Seuss character and two pals learn about the natural sciences, begins with the Cat in the Hat, Sally and Nick discovering how bees make honey. Then, when the purple martin swallow that lives in Sally's backyard goes missing, the trio learn how and why birds migrate.

"Nickelodeon Mega Music Fest" Tonight at 8 on Nickelodeon. John Leguizamo hosts a concert featuring music stars performing duets with preschool characters such as Dora the Explorer and the cast of "Yo Gabba Gabba!" The celebrities taking the stage include Justin Bieber, Wyclef Jean, Colbie Caillat and the Roots. Taped at the Brooklyn Academy of Music in New York City in May 2010.

"Giuliani's 9/11" Tonight at 9 on National Geographic. Former New York City major Rudy Giuliani remembers the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.

"Aftermath" Tonight at 10 on BIO. An interview with David Kaczynski, brother of the Unabomber, Ted Kaczynski, who was captured when David turned him in after reading his "manifesto" in the newspaper.

"Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations" Tonight at 10 on Travel. Tony returns to Paris, where the series began in 2005, to celebrate its 100th episode. Chef Eric Ripert joins him for a culinary tour of the City of Lights.

"100 Greatest Artists" Tonight at 10 on VH1. A five-part countdown of the 100 greatest musical artists of all time begins with acts 100 through 81.

"Thintervention With Jackie Warner" Tonight at 10:15 on Bravo. Fitness expert Jackie Warner inspires lifestyle changes for clients hoping to shed pounds in this reality series. In the premiere, Jackie works with eight pampered folks, assessing their fitness levels and introducing them to a grueling obstacle course. She also insists that they eliminate sugar from their diets, but it all turns sour when some clients continue eating sweets.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

September 5, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Leverage" Tonight at 9 on TNT. The scheme team work to soundly trample a rogue financier, whose information could lead to their ultimate prize---supreme evildoer Damien Moreau. Parker moves to the forefront of the mission, but a turn of events soon jeopardizes the scam. Elisabetta Canalis guest stars. Jonathan Frakes directed the episode.

"9/11: After the Towers Fell" Tonight at 9 on Discovery. Efforts to rescue survivors trapped in the rubble of the Twin Towers following the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks are examined.

"All American Handyman" Tonight at 9 on HGTV. Twenty handymen receive their first challenge to earn a spot as a Top 10 finalist in the premiere of this competition series. The challenge requires them to build an item of their choosing, but judges Mike Holmes and Scott McGillivray award higher points for tougher projects.

"Mel B: It's a Scary World" Tonight at 9 on Style. The life of former Spice Girl Melanie Brown is chronicled. In the series opener, Mel considers singing with the Pussycat Dolls and questions whether she should attend the "Shrek Forever After" premiere.

"Mad Men" Tonight at 10 on AMC. A rapidly approaching deadline causes consternation and throws things into a tizzy at the agency.

"Freaky Eaters" Tonight at 10 on TLC. People with bizarre compulsions to particular foods receive help from experts in this series. In the premiere, a diabetic tries to overcome his dangerous addiction to cheeseburgers, with help from nutrition specialist J.J. Virgin and psychotherapist Mike Dow.

"Jerry Lewis Telethon" Tonight at 11 on WGN America. The comedy legend's 45th annual fund-raiser for muscular-dystrophy research, telecast from Las Vegas with local segments telecast on "Love Network" stations. Scheduled performers include David Archuleta, Enrique Iglesias, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Barry Manilow, John Ondrasik of Five for Fighting, OneRepublic and War, plus comedians Charlie Callas, Carrot Top, Norm Crosby, Terry Fator, John Pinette, Jeff Trachta, George Wallace and Bob Zany. Also: profiles of families affected by muscular dystrophy.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

September 4, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Penguins of Madagascar" This morning at 10 on Nickelodeon. Private must overcome his fear of roaches and team up with them in order to save his penguin pals who are trapped by an exterminator; one of the penguins' top-secret missions is observed by a kid on a field trip.

"College Football:Purdue at Notre Dame" Today at 3:30 on NBC. Purdue (5-7 in 2009) at Notre Dame (6-6) in the first game for new ND coach Brian Kelly. Last year, the Irish edged Purdue 24-21 in West Lafayette as Kyle Rudolph caught a TD pass with 25 seconds left. Purdue's Keith Smith caught 11 passes for 136 yards in the loss. Notre Dame leads the overall series 53-26-2.

"A Perfect Getaway" Tonight at 8 on HBO. An idyllic Hawaiian vacation turns into a nightmare when Cydney and Cliff (Milla Jovovich and Steve Zahn) discover their lives are in danger from a psychotic killer who is hunting visitors to the island. Timothy Olyphant, Chris Hemsworth, Kiele Sanchez. Directed by David Twohy.

"College Football:LSU vs. North Carolina" Tonight at 8:07 on ABC. LSU (9-4 last season) vs. North Carolina (8-5) in the Chick-fil-A Kickoff Game in Atlanta. Corner Patrick Peterson is a standout on an inexperienced Tigers defense, while UNC has a veteran defensive unit led by end Robert Quinn. LSU has won five of six meetings with UNC.

"America's Most Wanted" Tonight at 9 on Fox. A recap of the 2009-10 season focuses on fugitives profiled who are still on the loose and viewer tips that led to captures. Featured fugitives include alleged Elizabeth, N.J., drug kingpin Luqman "Sheik" Abdullah; convicted Dallas sex offender Billy Twain Gibson; and the killer of 19-year-old Deontae Smith, who was shot to death during a melee at a Chicago block party in August 2009.

"Suze Orman Show" Tonight at 9 on CNBC. Viewer calls about family financial issues. Included: a son who wants his mom to be less dependent; a dad who hasn't given the wedding money he promised. Also: affording a Jaguar; buying a guitar.

"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" Tonight at 10 on Cinemax. Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) enters his sixth year at Hogwarts, while Lord Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes) prepares his followers for a battle intended to kill Harry and eradicate all non-pure-blooded wizards. Harry's only chance at survival rests in the hands of Dumbledore, who leads him on a perilous journey into the memories of Voldemort's childhood so that he may understand the enemy he is destined to fight. Michael Gambon, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint.

Friday, September 3, 2010

September 3, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"PGA Tour Golf Playoff:Deutsche Bank Championship" Today at 3 on Golf. First-round play in the Deutsche Bank Championship, a FedExCup playoff at TPC Boston in Norton, Mass. Steve Stricker won last year's event by a stroke, holding off final-round blitzes by Jason Dufner and Scott Verplank.

"Smallville" Tonight at 8 on The CW. In the Season 9 finale, Zod claims to be the Blur and asks Lois to steal the Book of Rao from Clark; Lois asks Clark for full disclosure, but he refuses; Oliver disappears while he and Chloe attempt to fight the Kandorians by reconnecting Watchtower's satellites; Tess is seriously injured after confronting Zod; and Clark and Zod have a showdown as they battle for Earth.

"Human Target" Tonight at 8 on Fox. As the first season begins, Winston takes on an unlikely role to help Chance protect an unknown client---a pseudonymous computer hacker with potentially devastating information---from an unidentified assassin aboard a very unusual flight to Seattle.

"Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam" Tonight at 8 on Disney. Camp Rock's future is threatened by a rival music camp with rich resources. Mitchie (Demi Lovato) and Shane (Joe Jonas) team up to save their beloved retreat and challenge the glitzy Camp Star to a performance duel to determine which place is better.

"Así Era Pancho Villa" Tonight at 8 on TCM. The life and adventures of Mexican revolutionary Pancho Villa (Pedro Armendariz) are chronicled.

"Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta" Tonight at 9 on TLC. A picky bride can't find a dress she loves, while another bride's mother gets fed up with her daughter's indecision and takes matters into her own hands.

"Beyond Survival With Les Stroud" Tonight at 10 on Discovery. Les visits Malaysia, where he meets sea gypsies in a region where storms and tsunamis are a constant threat to the tribe, and goes spearfishing in shark-filled waters.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

September 2, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"College Football:Southern Mississippi at South Carolina" Tonight at 7:30 on ESPN. Southern Mississippi (7-6 in 2009) at South Carolina (7-6). Freshman Marcus Lattimore sparks the ground game for the Gamecocks, who've won 10 straight openers. Southern Miss leans on nose tackle Anthony Gray and rangy WR DeAndre Brown.

"Big Brother 12" Tonight at 8 on CBS. Another houseguest is evicted from the compound and the Head of Household competition is held.

"Vampire Diaries" Tonight at 8 on The CW. The first season concludes with a Founder's Day celebration that ends in destruction and death because of a plan set in motion by Johnathan Gilbert to kill all of the town's vampires. Meanwhile, Elena tries to repair her relationship with Jeremy, but he refuses to listen to her and considers Anna's offer to become a vampire.

"Project Runway" Tonight at 9 on Lifetime. The clothiers must reinvent bridesmaid dresses.

"American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior" Tonight at 9 on TLC. The guys at OCC build a bike for the Science Channel's "Meteorite Men." Later, a serious accident at Paul Jr. Designs prompts Sr. to finally put his differences with his sons aside and reach out to Jr. and Mikey.

"Futurama" Tonight at 10 on Comedy Central. A battle for mutants' rights pits Leela's underground army against the surface people. The series 100th episode features an appearance by the band Devo.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

September 1, 2010 *spoiler alert*

"Basketball:U.S. vs. Iran" Today at 12 on ESPN. U.S. vs. Iran in FIBA World Championship preliminary-round play in Istanbul.

"CMA Music Festival: Country's Night to Rock" Tonight at 8 on ABC. Performers include Taylor Swift, Trace Adkins, Jason Aldean, Dierks Bentley, Alan Jackson, Lady Antebellum, Kid Rock, Miranda Lambert, Martina McBride, Reba McEntire, Justin Moore, Zac Brown Band, Brad Paisley, Tim McGraw (who is also the host), Kellie Pickler, Rascal Flatts, Darius Rucker, Blake Shelton, Josh Turner, Uncle Kracker, Keith Urban, Carrie Underwood, Billy Currington and Jamey Johnson.

"Plain Jane" Tonight at 9 on The CW. The first season concludes with a woman who lost 100 pounds receiving a makeover to impress a coworker she secretly likes.

"America's Got Talent" Tonight at 9 on NBC. Five winning acts advance to the Top 10.

"A Surprise in Texas: The Thirteenth Van Cliburn International Piano Competition" Tonight at 9:30 on PBS. A documentary about the 2009 edition of the prestigious Van Cliburn International Piano Competition, which featured 29 of the world's best young pianists competing for top honors in Forth Worth.

"Top Chef: Washington D.C." Tonight at 10 on Bravo. A space odyssey ensues when the remaining chefs must produce tasty space-food creations. The winning dish is then served in space. Apollo astronaut Buzz Aldrin makes an appearance. Anthony Bourdain and Dana Cowin are the guest judges.

"Psych" Tonight at 10 on USA. Shawn meets his match in a talented criminal profiler while investigating a series of murders targeting donors on a liver-transplant list.